Mr. Messerschmitt
Because there is such a test, a test so difficult that no student has ever passed: the Omicron Gambit.
Phil
The Omicron Gambit?
Mr. Messerschmitt
The Omicron Gambit is a test of my own creation, It has been banned in seventeen school districts and for some reason, Chile. I've only given it once to an 11th grader, Stacy Pimpkins. How's it coming, Stacy?
(An old lady is shown)
Stacy
I'm going to miss cheerleading practice!
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