Pee-wee
What do cowboys eat?
Cowboy Curtis
Let's see. Uh,...Rattlesnakes, horn toads, cactus, armadillo, gophers, prairie dogs.
Pee-wee
[grossed out] If I was a cowboy, I'd never eat.
Cowboy Curtis
I's just funnin' ya, Pee-wee. It's a cowboy joke.
Pee-wee
Oh. [laughs] Cowboy joke.
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