A character in Pee-wee's Playhouse
Played by Paul Reubens
Pee-wee's Playhouse · 45 quotes
Most-quoted character in Pee-wee's Playhouse: in 39 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Jambi (6), Randy (6), Ricardo (4)
Pee-weeWhy wouldn't the Cowntess invite me to her birthday party?! It doesn't make any sense at all! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! WHY?!?!?!
[pops up] I don't know. But I wish you'd stop walking so hard. I'm gettin' a headache.
Pee-weeGee, I'm sorry, Floory. Gosh, I thought the Cowntess was my friend.
Is celery a fruit or a vegetable, Pee-wee?
Pee-weeIt's a vegetable, Magic Screen! Duh!
I knew that. I was just making conversation.
1, 2, 3, 4,...
[The others wake up]
Pee-weePsst! Roger, what are you doing?
I'm counting sheep so I can fall asleep.
Pee-weeWell, please count to yourself, Roger. You're keeping everyone awake!
[Everyone shuts their eyes]
[quietly] 5, 6, 7, 8...
Pee-weeSHH!
Cállate, por favor!
Pee-weeMmm! Fruity! I love fruit salad.
[sarcastically] Then why don't you marry it?
Pee-weeAll right, then. I will!
Pee-weeHi, Reba.
[in her nightgown; shocked] Pee-wee?
Pee-weeHow's it goin'?
What are you doin' in my house?
Pee-weeI'm not in your house. You're in the playhouse.
The playhouse?! How did I get here?
Uh-oh.
Jambi, did you put a wish on me?
He made me do it!
See, Pee-wee? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Pee-weeThat's easy for you to say, Conky. You don't have any teeth!
Dr. Pee-weeWhat kind of work do you do, Reba the Mail Lady?
I'm a mail carrier.
Dr. Pee-weeOh, well, I hope you're not contagious. [laughs] Just a little doctor humor there to ease the pain.
Hey, Pee-wee, where's my section?
Pee-weeI'm awfully sorry, Randy. But I only have one section left.
That's okay. Only want one. [eats the last orange section]
Pee-weeHEY!
Thanks, Pee-wee!
Pee-weeBut that was my section!
Okay, Pee-wee. I'll share mine with ya. Here. You can have the seed. [hands Pee-wee the seed; laughs]
[Last lines]
[after Pee-Wee has gotten on his scooter] Pee-Wee, where are you going?
Pee-wee[to Miss Yvonne] To get some lemons! [he chuckles, and looks at the screen for the final time] The playhouse will always be here for everyone to play in, forever, and ever, and ever. And on that, you have my word!
[Everyone screams the very last time. Pee-wee scoots to the supermarket, ending the episode and the series]
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