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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Donna, Leslie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Donna

This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

[cuts to a drunk and crying Leslie]

Leslie

You don't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!

[cuts to a drunk Tom]

Tom

I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.

[cuts to a drunk Ann]

Ann

I'm gonna tell you...That...That bitch over there...I'm...I'm gonna tell..I don't have to...I don't have to brag.

[cuts to a drunk and giggling Ben]

Ben

Baba booey.

[cuts to a drunk Andy]

Andy

Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...

[cuts to a drunk April]

April

[rapidly speaks Spanish]

[cuts to a drunk and laughing Jerry who starts coughing then drinks more Snake Juice]

[cuts to a drunk Ron, who is wearing April's hat and dancing frantically]

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