Hello strange person who I have never met before. Who are you?
I'm Janet Snakehole. I'm a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?
Burt Macklin, FBI. I was the best damn agent they ever had until I was framed for a crime i didn't commit. Stealing the President's...rubies. Now I work alone.
Lovely to meet you.
I gotta admit, I thought your costume would be alittle more slutty.
[slaps Andy] HOW DARE YOU!? [walks away]
...Nice.
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