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Brain Adviser 2 quotes from Ozzy & Drix

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Brain Adviser 2

Ozzy & Drix · 35 quotes

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Ozzy & Drix: in 3 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Ozzy Jones (3), Mayor Spryman (3), Drix (2)

Scenes with Brain Adviser 2 3

[Ozzy and Drix arrive at the Mayor's office]

Excuse me, but are you the aliens?

Actually, the aliens were the ones that brought us here.

Well, well, well, a lady mayor. At last, a public server I can relate to.

[pushes Ozzy away] Cool down, blue boy. I'm your legal council, Ellen Patella. [shows Ozzy her card] I brought some papers for you to sign. Now, if we work fast, maybe I can get you spleen card.

What, a spleen card?! I ain't workin' in no stinkin' speen!

It's either that or spit detail.

Uno momento! Maybe you're not gettin' this picture. You're talkin' to Osmosis Jones here! White blood cell, police legend, and number one germinator from the City of Frank! I don't need no lawyer and no spit job! All I need's the next flight outta here!

[sees a screen showing Hector brushing his teeth] My word, what is that?

That's the Eye Channel. It shows us everything what Hector sees.

Really. What a handsome young man.

That's Hector Cruz.

Honey, breakfast is ready!

Be right there, Mom!

He's thirteen.

No wonder the city's unpolluted.

Y'know, he looks a lot like Frank when Frank was that age.

No!

Yeah! I've seen the photos in Frank's memory banks. Kinda used to be in good shape.

What happened?

Fast food, late nights, smokin'. It all started goin' downhill around this age. I mean, I was just a small blood cell back then. I didn't know what was happenin'.

It occurs to me, Ozzy, considering our... situation and all, that perhaps we might be more useful in Hector.

And what?! Start all over again?! Are those fruity bubbles backin' into your brain?!

No, all I am saying is this could be a chance to help give someone a clean start. With our knowledge, we...

Hold on.

What?

[they turn to see Hector groaning and rubbing his head]

I don't think he feels good.

[Mayor Spryman arrives with two brain advisors and Chief Gluteus]

BABrain Adviser 1

I rushed over as soon as I got the number! Sir, he's already at 98.8.

BABrain Adviser 2

Actually, .82. A small fever, but nonetheless...

I don't care! He's going to Jackie Desoto's party tonight, and that's that! It's Hector's first teen party, and Christine Kolchuck from French class is gonna be there.

[the Brain Advisor murmur in agreement]

Are you brain cells or brain-dead cells?

EElena

Jones...

If Hector's gettin' sick, you should make him rest and drink lots of fluids, not listenin' to this fool!

EElena

Jones! This is our mayor, Paul Spryman.

[after staring at Spryman] You're pullin' my membrane!

[while chasing down a germ in their car, Ozzy and Drix accidentally ram into a leg nerve, making Hector accidentally trip the school bully Ricky Sales]

[confronting Ozzy for his reckless behavior] So, thanks to you, Hector tripped Ricky Sales! RICKY SALES!! Do you know what the other kids call him?!

[nervous] Uh, Ricky Sales?

RICKY THE RIPPER!!! Now, do you know what I'm gonna do to you, Jones?

[sarcastically] Slap my wrist and let me go?

[mimics buzzer] Wrong! Hector's gonna get creamed, and it's all your fault!

But Mayor, you can't blame everything on Ozzy. After all, we were in pursuit of a dangerous bacterium.

BABrain Adviser 1

[whispers into Spryman's ear] Who's the driver?

Yeah. Okay, but who drove the car?

Um, Ozzy.

BABrain Adviser 2

[whispers] How's about the cord muscles?

Who almost ran innocent cord muscles off the road?

Ozzy again.

[the first brain adviser whispers something inaudible to Spryman]

And who bashed into Hector's nerve?!

I suppose that would be...

Yo, partner! Who's side are you on?!

[Ozzy goes to Mayor Spryman's office to warn him of the lice eggs on Hector's scalp]

Jones. What is it now? More jockets?

No, it's worse! We got lice eggs!

[sarcastically] Ooh, eggs! Scary! What are you afraid of? Cholesterol?

We gotta do something before they hatch! I need your approval to lead an expedition to the scalp.

BABrain Advisor 2

Sir, after basketball practice today, there's a lice check in the nurse's office. I'm quite certain she will deal with the situation.

Lice check?! Do you have any idea what happens if they find lice?! Hector'd have to stay home from school, maybe for weeks!

No school for weeks! Just think of it. Video games, endless TV, raiding the snack cupboard all day! [hugs his brain advisors]

Well, we can't jus--

BABrain Advisor 2

Your audience with Mayor Spryman is at an end, Mr. Jones.

Fine! If you guys won't do anything, I'll take care of this myself.

BABrain Advisor 2

If you want an out-of-Hector experience, go ahead. But without an anti-coagulation suit, as soon as you hit the outside air, you'll begin to oxidize.

BABrain Advisor 1

Yes, you will get all stiff and dried up and turn into a big icky scab!

And I'll still be better-looking than you, poindexter!

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