[Ozzy and Drix arrive at the Mayor's office]
Excuse me, but are you the aliens?
Actually, the aliens were the ones that brought us here.
Well, well, well, a lady mayor. At last, a public server I can relate to.
[pushes Ozzy away] Cool down, blue boy. I'm your legal council, Ellen Patella. [shows Ozzy her card] I brought some papers for you to sign. Now, if we work fast, maybe I can get you spleen card.
What, a spleen card?! I ain't workin' in no stinkin' speen!
It's either that or spit detail.
Uno momento! Maybe you're not gettin' this picture. You're talkin' to Osmosis Jones here! White blood cell, police legend, and number one germinator from the City of Frank! I don't need no lawyer and no spit job! All I need's the next flight outta here!
[sees a screen showing Hector brushing his teeth] My word, what is that?
That's the Eye Channel. It shows us everything what Hector sees.
Really. What a handsome young man.
That's Hector Cruz.
Honey, breakfast is ready!
Be right there, Mom!
He's thirteen.
No wonder the city's unpolluted.
Y'know, he looks a lot like Frank when Frank was that age.
No!
Yeah! I've seen the photos in Frank's memory banks. Kinda used to be in good shape.
What happened?
Fast food, late nights, smokin'. It all started goin' downhill around this age. I mean, I was just a small blood cell back then. I didn't know what was happenin'.
It occurs to me, Ozzy, considering our... situation and all, that perhaps we might be more useful in Hector.
And what?! Start all over again?! Are those fruity bubbles backin' into your brain?!
No, all I am saying is this could be a chance to help give someone a clean start. With our knowledge, we...
Hold on.
What?
[they turn to see Hector groaning and rubbing his head]
I don't think he feels good.
[Mayor Spryman arrives with two brain advisors and Chief Gluteus]
I rushed over as soon as I got the number! Sir, he's already at 98.8.
Actually, .82. A small fever, but nonetheless...
I don't care! He's going to Jackie Desoto's party tonight, and that's that! It's Hector's first teen party, and Christine Kolchuck from French class is gonna be there.
[the Brain Advisor murmur in agreement]
Are you brain cells or brain-dead cells?
Jones...
If Hector's gettin' sick, you should make him rest and drink lots of fluids, not listenin' to this fool!
Jones! This is our mayor, Paul Spryman.
[after staring at Spryman] You're pullin' my membrane!
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