Ozzy & Drix · 35 quotes[Dander chases Pauly to an alley, but Pauly turns back into his small self, which makes it look like Dander was the allergen]
Jones! I should have known you had something to do with this mess!
Yeah, well you also should've known that that mustache makes you look like a walrus, but there ya go!
How about you boys lay off the macho junk and we figure out what happened here?
Oh, I can tell you what happened: Allergy attack! Big one!
Allergy, huh? Any sign of the allergen?
Drix[moves away] Ozzy, no.
Sorry, Drix. It's for the good of Hector. [Drix sighs] We followed the allergen's tracks, they led right to that dog.
Right. We'll take it from here. [two cops come to take Dander]
DrixBut it isn't his fault! Wait!
Hey, you can visit him in jail.
We don't lock dangerous animals up, Jones. We dissolve'em. Take him to the stomach acid, boys.
DrixDander! [the HPD drive away, taking Dander with them] I'm so sorry, boy.
Drix, I didn't know.
DrixOh, I'm sorry! Are you laboring under the delusion that I WILL EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?!? WELL, ALLOW ME TO CORRECT THAT!! GOODBYE!!! [dashes away]
Drix!
You had to do it, Jones.
Yeah, I guess, but I still feel lower than foot fungus.
