Can you believe the shit that passes for music these days?
Maybe you should hang out here on Thursdays. It's oldies night.
S2 E1Erica Noughton
What are you doing?
Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.
Can I buy you a drink?
[commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.
Is there spinach, sweetheart?
I didn't realize you are a bitter lipstick lesbian. I'm sorry for taking up your time.
Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.
That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.
Do you have a subconscious desire to harm me?
I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.
You slept with my mother.
Once. At your wedding.
Also at my wedding?
So, I see she offered up full disclosure.
I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.
Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.
Men age and society says we´ve become more rugged women age and they just become... old.
S2 E2Christian Troy
GGirl
It might be nice if you paid me a little attention first.
First come, first served? Why didn't you say so. Saddle up.
[sensing the tension between Christian and Sean in the operating room] Is this pistols at 20 paces or is someone gonna get to work here?
[to Christian's broken nose] What happened to you? Husband come home early from work?
Until now, the worst thing that's happened to this face is a rough exfoliate. I never even had a pimple as a kid.
Doesn't look like your orbits are involved, maybe just a deviated septum along with the fractured nasal bone. I'll reset it after surgery. You'll be fine.
Fine? This face? No, you gotta make it what it was before, Sean. Perfect.
I only do perfect, remember?
Tell me what you don't like about yourself. [Silence] If I'm going to work on your nose, Christian, I'd like to follow the same procedure we do for all our patients.
We're not here to talk about my nose, Sean. We're here to talk about what just happened in surgery.
Nothing happened. There was a minor mishap.
You call that river of blood minor?
Unger bucked from a bad anesthesia reaction. It's happened before.
Your hand palsied again, Sean.
No, it didn't.
Bullshit. Whatever this problem is, it's getting worse.
It's not getting worse.
So there is a problem.
Patient (looking at a model walking by): How do you improve on that, huh?
Oh, there are ways. Believe me.
PPatient
[referring to Christian's broken nose] Can I ask you how...?
Bedroom acrobatics.
PPatient
Are you here to get it reset?
That's for wimps. I'm here to consult with Dr. Jordan about a surgical technique. She's a colleague of mine.
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