JDr. Jordan
I couldn't believe it when I saw your name on my appointment sheet. What happened to your nose?
That's why I'm here. I broke it during a game of hoops with the boys. I'm looking to have a rhinoplasty A.S.A.P. How's your schedule?
S2 E2Christian Troy
JDr. Jordan
No moles, but I'd recommend some lipo for those hips.
Are you saying I have love handles? I do not have love handles.
JDr. Jordan
Not that they are noticeable to the untrained eye, but to a professional...
Hey, I am a professional, sweetheart. Don't try and sell me something I don't need. Men half my age want to look as good as this, okay? You're the one who needs work done, doctor. Lasik.
S2 E3Manya Mabika
[discussing Manya] I don't think this is something we can do!
Look, Sean, you may be the expert on nerve reattachment, but I'm a goddamn genius when it comes to pussy. If I build it, she will come.
[giving Sean bedroom advice] Have you tried doing the alphabet? Women are right-brained. They are instinctive and verbal. Want to be a better lover? Work on your language skills.
[about women's orgasms] We´ll never really know what gets them off just like they´ll never know what it´s like to have a hard-on. It´s like trying to describe the sky to a blind man. We´re just groping in the dark.
The procedure is rare. This has nothing to do with your competence as a surgeon.
Or your technique as a lover.
[to Christian] In case you have forgotton, there is no law against having multiple sexual partners, or you will be on death row.
SMSean McNamara
Remember, We're treating a patient here, not just a vagina.
That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina!
S2 E4Mrs. Grubman
[to Mrs. Grubman] Tell me what you don't like about yourself...again.
S2 E5Joel Gideon
YDYoung Doctor
[referring to Sean, who's just survived a car accident] Hey, that's my patient!
And he's my partner and best friend. Why would I leave his mug in your inexperienced hands? I have pubic hair older than you!
There's a difference between being a pussy and being respectful of fear. It's what reminds me to slide on a johnny hat every time I perform a slipindicktomy on a woman of questionable standards.
What are you writing?
My obituary. I read somewhere that writing your own was a good motivational tool.
MMtt
And what does it say?
"Dr. Sean McNamara, 101 years old, died Tuesday night of natural causes. Inventor of bipolar liposuction. He was described by his friends and large family as a good doctor, good husband..."
...And a good father.
Loss is a part of life. You can't really care for something or someone until you realize that one day, they may be gone. And when they do go, we feel as if everything goes with them and we feel like we'll never really care about anything again. But we do. And we discover that that loss was a gift, that helps us appreciate all of the things we still have.
[referring to Wilbur] I love him. I love him more than I´ve ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Cicely´s right. I´ve held hundreds of women in my bed and counted the minutes till the sun came up and I could get rid of them. But when it´s late at night and that little boy is asleep in my arms I wish the Earth could just freeze there forever.
[to Gina, about fighting for Wilbur's custody] Get your coat and your bitch on.
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