Yeah, that's right, asshole. I'm pregnant.
First time at the plate and I get credited with the RBI.
You were the only batter.
I was wearing a rubber.
Well, slugger, either it broke or I'm carrying the next savior.
S1 E11Montana/Sassy/Justice
Just because I'm carrying Satan's baby doesn't mean I need to marry the father.
Alright sailors, tankle away.
But she's a multiple personality.
Oh please! Who isn't? To my mother, I'm a child. To Jan, I'm a heartless, rejecting bitch. And to my dog, I'm God.
Maybe I should get a dog.
I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy; I keep imagining I'm apart of it.
I laughed, I cried, I came.
[surprise to see Christian show up in person] Phone out of order?
I just thought I should be here to catch you when you fainted from shock. I think we should have this baby. I mean, you should have it, and I´ll pay for it.
Cue the violins. Why the change of heart?
I´ve realized I want more. I wanna give more.
S1 E12Antonia Ramos
What's the matter Christian, not turned on by pregnant women?
No, just not by you.
What's this? You're still smoking?
I have cravings! Withdrawal is very hard on the baby. I can only eat so much. Would you rather I suck on these or some random guy?
Do you have any idea what smoking does to a growing fetus? Try acupuncture.
That'll take care of my addiction but what about my oral fixation?
Then I'll buy you a bag of goddamn lollipops!
S1 E13Escobar Gallardo
EEscobar
You're a desperate man, Sean. Desperate men don't come to talk. They come to kill.
EEscobar
Is that the last implant?
Unless you made the poor girl eat one for shits and giggles, yes.
This is good.
Its Mahi-Mahi with an Asian slaw. I found the recipe online.
So what do you want? You need something.
I need you to make love to me.
You better have made a kick-ass dessert too, sweetheart.
I'm serious, Christian. I've got to get this baby out of me. My back aches. My bowels are backed up like a stadium toilet.
Your seduction skills need a little work.
We´re not fine, Sean. And we never will be. You know it. We both know it.
Don´t you give up on me.
There´s nothing wrong in knowing when to surrender. We tried our best. No one can fault us for finally admitting that we just can´t do it anymore.
You've seen how he treats women: like they're sub-human.
Hasn't stopped me from working with Christian.
[Edit]
Don't take this the wrong way. But you're a better man than I am.
Damn straight.
S2 E1Erica Noughton
Face it, Sean, we're not college kids anymore. Your hairline is up and your ass is down.
I'll be sure to put that on your 40th birthday card in a couple of weeks.
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