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S4 E13Reefer

My sister and I used to make our own decorations. Popcorn, cotton balls for snow. Sometimes we'd take the tops off aluminum cans and punch holes through them, so the light could shine through.

From cans to crystals. You've come quite a long way, baby.

I know, but I sorta miss making something from nothing, y'know? And the tree. We would wait til the last minute; pick up the bargain leftover. Sometimes the branches were half dead, but at least it was real.

So is this. [kisses her]

Are you a friend of Poppy's? You know, lesbian?

EElf

I've been known to dabble. But every now and then, Santa's helper enjoys a good North Pole, if you know what I mean!

I would have been there for you. If you'd just lost your wife and kids, I wouldn't be flying to Moscow with my fiancée over Christmas on an impulse!

We're not going anymore. We're staying put with Wilbur. Look, it's all so new, you know. We need to stay together as a family, to bond. You know what it's like.

Yeah, I know what it's like. I had a family once. You were part of it. Pretty stupid of me to think that I'd be a part of yours.

I'm James.

RReefer

That's a man's name.

In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.

RReefer

Reefer.

Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?

S4 E14Willy Ward

[to Ms. Hudson, who is in Florida on a hunting trip] You know, I can't seem to picture you in camouflage and orange.

HMs. Hudson

Well, after I zero in on my prey, I usually wear nothing at all.

Now that I can picture.

[trying to join in on a breast augmentation Christian is doing] Scoot over Christian, you don't get to have all the fun.

What are you doing here? Thought you'd cop a feel while she was under?

I just think that we should give Ms. Hudson the best treatment we can. Since I'm available, I figured I'd just make sure the operation goes as smoothly as possible.

Oh Jesus, you've gotta be kidding me. You pull this crap every time you're fragile little ego gets bruised.

Boys, boys, boys. This is why God gave women two breasts. Now each of you take one, and go play in your corner of the sandbox.

[after giving Matt sex advice] The neighbors will either move or send you flowers.

If that's what you did with her, I can't imagine what Christian and Kimber did together.

S4 E15Gala Gallardo

I have surgery this afternoon, Sean. If I don't get my caffeine, I will fire Linda as soon as she even thinks about rolling her eyes at me.

Linda is irreplaceable. There is no McNamara/Troy without her. And there shouldn't be a Troy/Landau without her either.

You're the one I can't replace, Sean.

Take the coffeemaker, Sean. When you become a big, successful Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, this will remind you of where you come from.

It's not the past I'm worried about, Christian, it's your future. Liars don't just pick a day to stop lying. And if you lay down with dogs, you're gonna wake up with fleas.

Burning sage supposedly cleanses the environment of bad events, bad memories. Like a divorce. Or if someone was shot in the head in the living room, that sort of thing.

[Edit]

[to the couple moving in] Hey, you guys might want to sage the nursery. His ex-wife screwed a dwarf in there.

You know what my first impression of Hollywood is, Sean? It's a shithole. Where's the excitement I grew up reading about? Where's the glamour, huh? This town needs me. Which is why I'm moving here.

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