[referring to Matt's marriage to Kimber] That's like saying we should be happy if you're a drug addict and just scored a bag of heroin.
S4 E10Merrill Bobolit
I'd prefer a blond that can suck the yellow off a canary than brunettes with tight asses.
S4 E11Conor McNamara, 2026
Why haven't you asked me about Monica? What I did, why I did it.
I know why you did it. The same reason that I had an affair with Marlowe.
I want to talk about it.
I already know all the answers. So do you.
CConor
I went to an all-boys prep school, and there are a lot of girls at my college. My mom always told me that people would love me for my big green eyes and my good heart, but I've come to realise girls also like it when you can unhook their bras by yourself.
They don't speak a word of English and only love me for my money. But they don't quit until the super Viagra wears off, so who gives a shit.
S4 E12Diana Lubey
[to Michelle] So interesting when the hooker becomes the pimp.
DLDiana Lubey
He suffered so much from her cruel unhappiness, but he wouldn't leave. He was just like that, an old-fashioned man. Divorce was unthinkable. Couldn't face his children, his grandchildren. He loved me, but I was the one left with nothing. Not a mention at his funeral, no closet full of his shirts to sleep in. So I stole his ashes and I valued them. My only crime was loving him too much.
You're right. I suck. I suck as a friend. I suck as a lover. I suck as a fiancée. I'm tired of defending myself.
Michelle didn't tell me her pimp had a pimp.
We all eventually have to face a higher power. Some are a bit more brutal than others.
Just because I groom, doesn't mean I've gone brokeback.
I've been wanting to talk to you since Faith's office. I lied about what happened in there.
I knew you didn't screw her over the desk!
No, that part's true. I mean about... What she said about the dream. About me having feelings for you. (pause) Not those kind of feelings. I never really thought I was gay. It was Faith who tried to convince me of that. I just think I have intimacy issues, y'know, with anybody in my life that...I love. I get confused and it's really hard for me to express myself. (pause) That sounded really gay, didn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, screw you! Screw you! (there is a little joking play fighting between the men) Seriously, I love you.
I know. I love you too.
But it isn't just about him, Sean. What about my baggage?
He can handle it.
But I don't know if I can.
So you use him, let him help you. He's strong.
I trust you, Christian.
Wish I felt the same, sweetheart. Sorry, but even a squashed spider spins its web until its final breath.
[to the ghosts of his former lovers] Goodbye ladies, it's been swell.
[in Christian's apartment] I can still hear the screams from the women you've banged in here.
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