[to Ms. Hudson, who is in Florida on a hunting trip] You know, I can't seem to picture you in camouflage and orange.
HMs. Hudson
Well, after I zero in on my prey, I usually wear nothing at all.
Now that I can picture.
“Willy Ward” · Season 4, Episode 14
In this episode: Christian Troy (3), Sean (3), Liz (1), Gina (1), Matt (1)
[trying to join in on a breast augmentation Christian is doing] Scoot over Christian, you don't get to have all the fun.
What are you doing here? Thought you'd cop a feel while she was under?
I just think that we should give Ms. Hudson the best treatment we can. Since I'm available, I figured I'd just make sure the operation goes as smoothly as possible.
Oh Jesus, you've gotta be kidding me. You pull this crap every time you're fragile little ego gets bruised.
Boys, boys, boys. This is why God gave women two breasts. Now each of you take one, and go play in your corner of the sandbox.
[after giving Matt sex advice] The neighbors will either move or send you flowers.
If that's what you did with her, I can't imagine what Christian and Kimber did together.
Hello, Christian.
Don't you mean ‘hello, asshole?'
[to Christian] I'm in awe of you, always have been.
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