[amazed by the medical propertes of semen] That's unbelievable! My entire life I thought there was a psychological reason why I'm a sex addict--turns out I was just jonesin' for jizz.
S3 E7Ben White
[concerned about a potential lawsuit from Joan Rivers] Look on the bright side. The tabloids will go nuts. 'Spa Trio Gives Jizz To Joan'. We'll be famous. Well, she'll be famous, we'll be stoned in the streets.
The American Architecture Award. Impressive.
BWBen White
I got it for an atrium house I designed in 2001. I utilised the power of negative space. The beauty of what's missing.
SDr. Sagamore
Six figures isn't doing it for you anymore?
I want to be of service. I left my practice, my wife, my son and daughter. I always thought I'd die without them but I didn't. I'm alive. Alive with nothing to live for.
SDr. Sagamore
Could you speak up? It's hard to hear through all those violins.
Just what you always wanted, right? No ethical restraints and a shitload of money.
You left out sexual depravity and devil worship.
[referring to Sean] He was my mirror, you know? I'd look at him and see who I was.
Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
Today I took off a man's leg so he could feel whole. [Edit] I guess you just have to do whatever it is that makes you feel complete, no matter how crazy it is. All I know is that without you, something's missing. Us. You and me. Til death do us part. I love you. Marry me. Say yes, Kimber.
S3 E8Tommy Bolton
This business needs to be a bullet train, not the Little Engine That Could.
De La Merde (a play on words for De La Mer) is a glorified massage parlour. And once everyone finds out its proprietors are a dyke, a whore and a housewife, those three 'businesswomen' will be stuck giving rub and tugs just to keep their client list up.
I grew up in foster homes with nothing. Now I have a life. I have a fiancee, friends, a business. You can get through anything if you want to.
GGail
Not if you have a living reminder of your pain coming over for dinner every Friday night. I have worked hard to build walls around my family so that none of that ugliness that your father did to me would ever get in and stain us.
Is that what I am to you? A stain?
GGail
No. You're my son. But I can't be your mother.
That's what families are for--breaking our hearts.
NNikki
And putting them back together.
S3 E9Hannah Tedesco
[on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?
Is Chris a boy or a girl?
She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.
I am in the middle of packing up my house.
And Quentin and I are in the middle of a facial transplant!
I know this is hard for you, Christian. I've been either at your side or in the next room for every one of your surgeries but you need to get used to having an identity as a doctor without me.
This isn't about me. This is about a patient, a young girl who deserves to be more than just a failed ego-driven experiment written up in medical journals.
I don't want you in the porn business any more. Period. And I want you to stop selling those dolls. Do you realize how many men are boning you right now? I went online. Hundreds of those things have been sold.
Twelve hundred and thirty eight. Each sale's eight thousand dollars in my pocket, by the way.
Well, now we're getting married, you don't need the money.
It's not about the money, Christian. This is about my career.
How would you feel if I took a mould of my cock, passed it round South Beach and called it a career?
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