My guess it's phantom pain.
Who do I see for phantom pain, Ghostbusters?
S3 E4Rhea Reynolds
What's the big deal? What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?
Is this surgery or open mic night at the lesbian coffee bar?
S3 E5Granville Trapp
The police found a condom a the crime scene with Christian's DNA.
So? The police planted it, that happens all the time.
DNA doesn't lie.
Ask O.J. He'll tell you otherwise.
Fourteen hours in this place without a cup of coffee even Ghandi would become a narcoleptic.
Throw a stone down South Beach and you would hit some model I did not call back.
[to Kit] If I'm not home by ten o'clock and deep into a beer and some Chinese food, I'll have my lawyer sue you for defamation of character, false arrest and, if possible, being a royal bitch.
I think you know more about someone in the first five minutes than you do in an entire twenty-year relationship. Those first gut instincts, they're always right. It's time and sentimentality that cloud the mind's ability to judge.
[to Sean, about Christian] You've known him for twenty years and you would have never imagined that he was Matt's father.
I used to fantasize when I was beaten and molested by my foster father that everything would be okay because my mother was an angel watching over me. She'd want to see me make something out of this life. (edit)
If I didn't fight back, it's because in some kind of way I feel like I deserve it.
For what?
For what? For screwing Julia when you were engaged, for cheating on every girlfriend I've ever had, for charging ten grand to raise a pair of sagging tits on some socialite bitch, for generally being a soulless man. Take your pick.
S3 E6Frankenlaura
I haven't struck out like this since there was a rumor that I had genital warts.
S3 E7Ben White
Don't think of me as a celebrity. Think of me as a familiar face that changes every couple years.
Ladies. Time is money. And at my age, inflation is a bitch.
Semen's an anti-depressant. It has mood-altering hormones in it. I read about it.
Didn't do a thing for me.
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