Morrissy recently quashed unfounded accusations of bigotry, when he donated twenty-eight thousand pounds to Love Music Hate Racism. Although he did ask that most of it go towards the "loving music" bit.
I want to say One, because he has a kind face.
I think they all have kind faces.
I think One's the kindest. He's my favourite of the kindness.
Robert Webb, are you having a fun time on the show?
Yes, I speak when I'm spoken to.
[after Arlene has sworn and Simon has done his "kill the cat" routine]
How could you, Arlene?
[after much bickering about whether Strictly Come Dancing or The X-Factor is the better show of the two]
We must remember that neither one of them are doing anything good for the world.
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