I've heard the saying "he got blown out of his shoes", but I never thought I'd see it.
Now if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn't it?
“Flesh and Blood” · Season 7, Episode 12
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Ziva David (2), DiNozzo (2), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
I get it. It must have been tough. Your wife dies and you're left with an eight year old kid, but your solution, Dad, was to warehouse me in boarding schools and summer camps, and half the time I never knew where you were or what you were doing. I needed a closer relationship.
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
You forget, we took some great vacations together.
Like the trip to Maui where you left me in a hotel room for two days and I was twelve years old?!
Okay, so how many amendments to the Constitution?
The Bill of Rights is the first ten, prohibition is eighteen. I'm guessing twenty-three.
Twenty-seven!
Nobody likes a smartass, David.
Why do I have to study all this and you don't?!
I was born here!
It's not as bad as it looks. It's actually an ancient form of meditation, it's a good thing.
PSPrince Sayed
Agent Gibbs, have you had breakfast?
(takes Tony's hat) Party's over. (hits Tony on the head with the hat several times)
Ow, ow,ow,ow,ow!
Explain!
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
What's on your mind?
Your son.
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
What's junior done now?
Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown, but he's the best young agent I've ever worked with.
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
When was the last time you talked to him? I mean really talked to him.
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
We keep in touch.
Four years ago your son came very close to dying from pneumonic plague. I expected to see you. You didn't show then. Why are you here now?
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
He never told me he was sick.
Oh, so you don't keep in touch.
DSDiNozzo, Sr.
What's your point?
Tony inherited his personality from you, but I get the feeling there's a lot about your life you don't share.
I have to break one of your rules, boss. Number six: never say you're sorry. I let things get out of control in the hotel room.
Ah, it's covered. Rule eighteen.
Oh, yeah. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Am I forgiven?
No. You've been distracted by your father.
It's that obvious?
(on the phone) For the last time, my name is Anthony DiNozzo, Junior. My father is Anthony DiNozzo, Senior. I live in Washington, D.C. He lives in New York City. Is that so complicated? Junior, Senior? Can you follow that?
What is going on?
Tony's trying to withdraw money from a bank in New York, it sounds like they confused his account with one of his father's and he can't get the money.
Let me get this straight: you want me to spell my name again? Okay. It's big D as in "dimwit", little I as in "idiot", big N as in "nimrod", little O as in "obtuse", double-z as in "ZZ Top"...
What does he need the money for?
Well, he and a couple of his frat buddies decided to take a cruise this spring.
NO, I'M NOT KIDDING!
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