(on the phone) For the last time, my name is Anthony DiNozzo, Junior. My father is Anthony DiNozzo, Senior. I live in Washington, D.C. He lives in New York City. Is that so complicated? Junior, Senior? Can you follow that?
What is going on?
Tony's trying to withdraw money from a bank in New York, it sounds like they confused his account with one of his father's and he can't get the money.
Let me get this straight: you want me to spell my name again? Okay. It's big D as in "dimwit", little I as in "idiot", big N as in "nimrod", little O as in "obtuse", double-z as in "ZZ Top"...
What does he need the money for?
Well, he and a couple of his frat buddies decided to take a cruise this spring.
NO, I'M NOT KIDDING!
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