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NCIS · Season 7, Episode 13

“Jetlag” quotes from NCIS

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“Jetlag” · Season 7, Episode 13

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (4), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1)

I just sort of feel like you can use negative space to push the image, you know? It's sort of like a geometrical thing with the light coming across. I was trying to use these geometric lines and spacing. Sometimes I think maybe I should have done something more creative with my life.

NWNora Williams

No, I think you're in the right profession.

All right, Annie Leibowitz, what's wrong with my pictures?

NNora

Well, they're sort of soulless. Analytical. They look like postcards or --

Crime scene photos.

NNora

You just need people in them. happy people-

living people.

A team of Homeland Security officers will be waiting for us when we land. Outside the terminal an NCIS detail will take over.

MNMarshall Neeley

Not taking any chances in case your new hitman tries something on the ground, huh?

Which is why we must consider the possibility they may try something on the plane, where Nora is more vulnerable.

NNeeley

You have reason to believe they're on board?

Stationary target. Closed quarters.

NNeeley

A modern day Orient Express.

The killer would just need an inconspicuous weapon.

NNeeley

Like what? Listen, I've been doing this for a long while and I doubt that there's anything --

Headphone cables make for a perfect garrote, and plastic silverware is not as safe as you might think. I once killed a man using a credit card.

NNora

You are so direct. So honest. So different from him.

Tony and I have different approaches.

NNora

You're complimentary. You're sure you two never --

No. Positive. Definitely no. Why do you keep on asking about Tony and I?

NNora

You're like me and Daniel. A good fit. Besides, Paris is a romantic city and you two shared a room, so I --

I took the couch. Otherwise Tony would have whined the entire flight about his back. [smiles]

...

Hey, in Paris, who got stuck with the couch?

Me. We flipped a coin.

Tough break. (walks away)

Why did you just lie to McGee?

Why did you lie to Nora?

Nora was right. I found my favorite picture, and it's the only one with someone in it.

[looks down at the picture and smiles, almost blushing]

Very french new wave, don't you think?

Maybe. I think it would look better in black and white.

[Tony is video-conferencing with Ducky about a dead victim]

Oh no. My memory card's full. I have to delete some of my photos from Paris.

If you have any of that pyramid outside the Louvre, delete them. That glass monstrosity is an offence to good taste.

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