I'm just saying, Probie, the whole metrosexual thing isn't working for you.
I got it, Tony. Joke is over.
Not joking man. We all know that the ladies love a macho man who's in touch with his feminine side, but I gotta tell ya, I think you're coming off a little gay.
Because he uses body lotion and likes to take bubble baths?!
You forget the manicure?
Manicure was only once and that was because I tore a cuticle.
You just set off gaydar across the entire Atlantic seaboard.
Tony I am not gay!
This isn't about orientation. This is about image.
So now your image is homo-pubic?
Term is homo-phobic.
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