Tara quotes from NCIS

Tony

For some reason you can see right through my disguise.

Tara

How bad's the dry spell?

Tony

Saharan.

Tara

Never been a problem before?

Tony

You kidding me? Not since Lisa Mullen taught me to play doctor in the second grade.

Tara

What's changed?

Tony

Real doctor, real love, real bad breakup.

Tara

Messed you up pretty bad, huh?

Tony

Kicked off a slump with women that's unprecedented in my adult life. I've tried everything. I mean, I'm dating constantly, but I can't seem to get it right. I'm not closing the deal, you know? Like there's a saboteur in my head. I'm making every rookie mistake. I'm talking about myself too much at dinner. I mean, I'm talking about my ex, I'm talking about my feelings, I...I scare 'em off.

Tara

Crying.

Tony

Ha! DiNozzo men don't cry.

Tony

Let's skip to the last step.

Tara

That's easy. Pick the right woman. [At that very moment Tara flips the switch to open the elevator doors and to reveal Ziva behind them]

Tara

Thank you, Anthony, you're very sweet- my patron saint.

Tony

Actually, Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of hook... [stops himself from saying hookers] Saint Anthony is who you turn to when you've lost something.

Tara

So, who does Anthony turn to when he's lost something?

Tony

How do you know I've lost something?

Tara

[laughing] I may not know my saints, but I definitely know my sinners.

Tara

Teek? Is that you?

Vance

You have a decision to make Tara. Do we walk out of here, or do I carry you?