Defense Lawyer quotes from NCIS ... TV Quotes Database

DLDefense Lawyer

That's why women aren't allowed in the SEALs!

Why? Because we think with the head on our shoulders?

(laughs at their argument) Whoa! (they all turn to stare) Remind you of anyone?

Kate and Tony (as Gibbs smiles) No!

(half-heartedly) Yeah, I didn't think so!

I want to be kept up-to-date with everything!

Certainly!

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Afraid you sent an innocent man to prison?

Innocent or not. I still kicked your ass!

[Tony brings in the defense lawyer in handcuffs who is arguing with him and being uncooperative]

DLDefense Lawyer

I'm gonna own your house Agent DiNozzo!

[sarcastically] I rent.

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[loudly] You know what the federal minimums are for aggravated assault on the cover of authority, kidnapping, false imprisonment...?!

[leads him to Gibbs' desk] Well, ya know. I don't, but I'm sure my boss Special Agent Jethro Gibbs does.

[smirks] Very subtle DiNozzo.

[smiles at the defense lawyer] Shooting him just seems so ham-fisted.

[deadpan] Whatever it takes.

Uncuff him, DiNozzo, so he can say hi to an old friend!

I prefer him in cuffs!

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I wish I'd known that when we were at JAG!

Defense Lawyer quotes from NCIS