Reynolds quotes from NCIS

Gibbs

[flashes his badge] NCIS.

Yeah I've seen fake credentials before. Hand over your weapons.

Gibbs

There's only one way to get a Marine's weapon.

What'd you know about it? You a leatherneck?

Gibbs

Where do you think I got this haircut?

Listen everyone, I don't want any special treatment. I'm a Marine first and pregnant second.

Gibbs

Oorah.

Oo-right.

Ziva

Well I will gladly take the special treatment. I like mine with extra marshmallows with a little tiny spoon please.

Tony

[annoyed] Who do you think I am? Your elf??

Actually, I'll take one with marshmallows too.

Tony

Thought you said you didn't want any special-- [Gibbs looks at him] Extra marshmallows, coming up!

[panting] Oh boy, the baby's coming!

Ziva

Gibbs, we have company. What do you want to do?

Gibbs

[exhales] Defend our position.

Gibbs

Are you asking for special treatment, Marine?

Sir, yes sir, just this once.