(to Sam) There will be a time and a place for what you want. And I promise you; you'll have it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I didn't tell her because I didn't think it was gonna be a big deal.
You went out with one of her girlfriends.
For drinks, all right? And it was her friend's idea. I - I was just being polite.
So you wouldn't have slept with her friend if she'd offered?
No... Okay, maybe. But just to be polite. You know, because I'm a hopeless romantic.
To me, you're just hopeless.
Besides you don't look like a cop.
Okay, that's on purpose! All this [gestures at his face] is so I can work undercover.
As what? Shaggy from Scooby-Doo?
Oh my god, you do look like Shaggy!
You see what happens when you pull away from your team.
My team? I didn't hire Deeks, or any of them for that matter.
No, if I left the hiring up to you, you'd be the only person working here.
You saying I don't play well with others, Hetty?
I'm suggesting that your default is to go it alone when you may be needing them most. I'd like to think that I impart a certain wisdom and skillset to those who pass through those doors. The one wish I have for you, Mr. Callen, is that by the time you leave here, you've learned the art of trusting others in your personal life as well as at work.
[On his cellphone] Nell, you don't have to whisper.
Right, well, maybe I don't have to, but I would prefer to, if that's okay with you? Not that I don't respect your authority, Agent Callen. It's just, I think it's in my best interest not to get on Hetty's bad side.
[Entering] Too late dear.
Maybe we should act like partners, so we can save our partners, so you and I don't have to be partners.
Need to stop this video Eric!
Video's already in the cloud, the auto run script executable is about to go live, I'm almost there....
Eric!!
Video's been disabled guys.
What did you just do?
I used a VNC controller to piggyback the upload with a Trojan and corrupt the streaming data packets by initiating the stack buffer overflow.
(pause) In English, Mr. Beal?
Oh...I broke the Internet.
(Nell punches Eric's shoulder)
Oh hey, guys! What did Eric do with the video?
He shut down the Internet.
(looking astonished) What....the WHOLE Internet?
(matter-of-fact) Yeah.
Even Twitter? Whoa.
Callen, who' Deeks' next of kin?
That's a good question.
Do I know you?
Deeks.
Deeks Not my nurse?
I'm serious, Deeks.
My name is Deeks. really? I'm just kidding, I remember you Fern.
Yeah? You're a funny guy? I'm gonna punch you in your bullet hole.
That sounds vaguely dirty. I think I'm gonna have to tell Hetty.
Hospital admin asked me for my next of kin. Who should I, uh... Who should I put down?
Lange. Henrietta.
[about Deeks] The guy gets shot because he doesn't alter his daily routine. I wanted to make sure he got the memo on personal security. Being this is his first day back and all.
And?
Got tired of waiting for him to leave home. I guess he slept through his alarm clock.
Better call him then.
[Kensi dials Deeks' cellphone]
...That's my bag.
[Sam pulls out a cellphone]
What the -?
[enters and takes the phone from Sam] That'd be for me.
(whistles for the team) You hear the shrill, you know the drill!
[after Deeks puts his cellphone in Sam's bag] Who did you pay and how much?
School kid. 20 bucks.
[Deeks give Callen 5 behind the back]
(walking into a suspect's motel room) Ya know, for a guy who lived here for 18 months, he sure doesn't have much to show for it. He's got no big screen flat plasma TV...
[clicking on laptop] Computer's configured for Arabic.
[opens fridge] No beer. No funky, week-old clothes in the corner. No pizza boxes. This is very un-American.
[picks up passport] Felix Attino. Colombian.
That explains why he's un-American, but not why he speaks Arabic.
[picks up a second passport] This would. A Yemini passport. Look at the name.
[passport reads: Saadat Habaza]
We just found Abdul's brother.
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