This isn't the way home.
Nope. Promised Hetty I'd get her a futah. Bright colors.
Better get her two.
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Nice gangster walk.
Feels like I was thrown out of a moving car.
You were thrown out of a moving car... several times.
Well not recently... was I?
Emily's hanging in there. An Amber Alert was sent out. It's all over the local news, freeway signs, and Internet.
Nice going.
Yeah. But it wasn't us. 9-1-1 got three calls in four minutes.
Four minutes?
Including two accurate license plate numbers and a lady ID'd the van a block away. She'd gotten a text from a friend.
Huh? Nice neighbors.
If I ever go off the reservation, you have my permission to take me out.
Well, how far off? I mean, you've pushed it pretty far, and I haven't killed you yet.
All the way. You know, go rogue.
You? Never gonna happen. I've never seen anybody see more sides of the coin than you. If anybody's gonna snap, it's me.
You? Textbook SEAL. And blood pressure's undetectable. Do you even have a blood pressure? Something gets to you, you take it out on the heavy bag. You're lucky like that. If anybody's gonna snap...
CSCallen and Sam
Kensi.
Good luck, Deeks.
Just once, I would love to get dressed up to go out and not have to chase a suspect or get shot at.
Where's the fun in that?
Another wardrobe malfunction, Miss Blye?
I'm sorry, Hetty.
A small price to pay for a successful assignment. (hands Kensi a towel)
Thank you.
[shoots a cardboard Hetty Target on the range] Uh... Oops.
Cheeky bastard.
No offense, but survival kits are for urban sissies who don't know how to make a floatation device out of a pair of pants.
Or how to extract the venom out of a horned viper using only a twig and a shoelace.
Or how to make a latte without soy milk.
[about an earthquake] Crack of dawn. Shook me right out of bed. You guys didn't feel it?
I was on a run.
Deep sleeper.
You forget I'm from Californ-I-A. We don't get out of bed for anything less than a 6.
Why do bad guys always have such awesome houses?
What's the matter, Deeks? Not feeling your loft?
This guy's got his own Hobbit Shire.
SStanley
Where'd you learn how to do that?
Misspent youth.
[Watching from Ops] Actually, I talked her through it.
Yeah, we never get the credit.
Or the glamour.
[Hetty clears her throat]
Which is totally overrated because I love my job - love it!
You're always trying to milk it.
Is it truffle season yet?
Okay, a couple ground rules though: No weird expensive fungi. No eggs that don't come from a chicken. No scotch that's older than you or me.
I can still order a Seafood Tower.
Great.
Poop scooping aside, though, going undercover is the best part of our job. I mean, you get to be somebody you're not.
For you that's an improvement.
And also, you like to lie.
What? No. I thought we were picking on Sam. And secondly, it's not lying. It's uh, truth - reimagined for the higher good.
He got trapped in a satellite test chamber.
Looks like he didn't pass the test.
Anything useful on Drewett's cellphone?
Uh, it froze and melted.
So it... frelted?
Spell that.
Mr. Holt?
HHolt
Yes?
Agents Hanna... Callen. NCIS.
HHolt
I'm sorry. Did we - um - did we have an appointment?
No, but here we are.
HHolt
Well, can this wait? These gentlemen have come a long way, and we're on a strict schedule.
Pretty business as usual considering your partner was just killed.
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