Ziva quotes from NCIS: Los Angeles

Long distance can be hard. Telefriend from Tel Aviv?

You're jealous.

I'm not jealous.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. I'm not arguing, boss.

Are too!

Am not!

He got a name?

Who?

The star of David.

Oh, him. Yes, he has a name.

Trevor? Bruce? Marmaduke?

Michael.

Hm. He sounded more like a Bruce than a Michael on the phone.

Okay, grab your toothbrush.

Road trip?

Los Angeles.

Cali-for-ni-ay. What time do we leave?

Not we. [Points to McGee]

McGee? Not me? McGoo? You?!

What did I miss?

Oh, Abby playing with crayons, possibly blood; McGee calling; and I made a paper airplane that was so fantastic it broke the office gliding record. But really all the fun's happening in another area code. Are we fighting?

If we were you would be on the floor bleeding.

Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

He's already killed two suspects.

Well, in my country that would be cause for celebration!

You're not in your country and neither is he!