[Guy puts an exhausted Kakashi on his back]
Sakura
Grown men playing piggyback. It's almost creepy.
What the? I get it. A training exercise!
GGuy
So you wanna see faster? [runs] I'll show you faster! Gangway! What's wrong slowpokes? Can't keep up with me? Let's go!
Sakura
It looks even weirder when they're in motion.
I knew we were going to be teammates and I wanted to see how strong you were.
Well that was pretty stupid. You didn't have to go that far.
I was just curious to see how strong you'd be. Now I know you're not packing anything major.
[Sakura holds Naruto back as he tries to attack Sai]
Sakura
We have to work together with this guy! You can't start off fighting from the get go! [to Sai] And the same goes for you. That wasn't very nice.
Sakura
You're not winning any friends with talk like that.
Well don't write me off yet. I like everyone, even you, ugly.
[Yamato holds Sakura back as she tries to attack Sai]
Sakura
What did you just say?!
Whoa easy Sakura! Follow your own advice.
Mutual respect and trust are essential elements of teamwork. Wasn't it Kakashi that taught you that? You are part of the team led by the great Kakashi. Lose the attitude.
He's not a member of Team Kakashi! The fourth member of Team Kakashi is and always will be Sasuke Uchiha! This guy, he's just a fill in for Sasuke. That's all he is. He'll never be a real member of the team!
Well I'm glad that's how you feel. Sasuke is a traitor. He betrayed the Leaf and joined Orochimaru. Yes you're right. I'm not him at all. I'm not a traitorous cockroach. I can't fill in for someone like that.
I've had it with you Sai. [Sakura stops him from saying anything]
Sakura
Remember what's important Naruto. It's teamwork. Calm down. Sai, Naruto was out of line, but it's just because he doesn't know you well enough yet. I'm sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive him.
Glad we have one levelheaded person on the team.
Oh don't worry. He doesn't bother me in the least.
Sakura
Good. That's a relief. [sends Sai flying with a punch] I don't care one bit if you forgive me.
Do you know what "comrade" means? [Sai starts writing] What the- Hey I asked you if you even know what the word "comrade" is!
Why yes, of course I know it. You write it like this. [he's written the word "comrade"]
That's not what I meant and you know it.
Sakura
Hey, calm down Naruto.
You really shouldn't go around blaming others for your own shortcomings.
You're starting to act more like a Jinchuriki, aren't you boy? [To Yamato] That's why he was chosen to be your watchdog yes? Seems some of my experiments came in handy after all. Honestly the Leaf Village really ought to be a bit more grateful to me. Wouldn't you agree, my darling little test subject?
Test subject? Who exactly is this guy?
Years ago when I still walked among the fools of the Hidden Leaf Village, I sought the power of the Shinobi who was not only the ultimate wood style ninjutsu master, but also the one who had total control over tailed beasts, the First Hokage. I extracted some DNA samples from the First's remains and conducted an experiment, implanting genetic components into the cells of 60 worthy children. But their bodies violently rejected the treatment. They perished in rapid succession one after another. Just as I was closing the book on the subject, someone stumbled onto one of my other experiments. I was forced to flee, leaving my laboratory exactly as it was. I thought all the test subjects had succumbed. I never dreamed there'd be any survivors.
How fascinating. We're looking at the end result of your work all those years ago. You can observe the fruits of your labor.
There's no question he's intriguing. But I wonder more about Sasuke. He needs to stretch his wings. Maybe we could put his growth to the test by putting him against Naruto here.
[slowly becoming berserk] You don't own him! Sasuke doesn't belong to you! Don't you talk about Sasuke like you own him! ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF ME, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!
Sakura
What is that chakra?
If that's all true then why didn't you kill me that day?! Weren't you gonna break our bond, Sasuke?!
The reason is simple. It's not that I couldn't break our bond, Naruto. [flashes back to the Uchiha clan massacre] I was simply doing as my older brother had done before me. It was nothing more than a strategy to gain power.
What are you talking about?
I don't owe you any explanations. All I can tell you is that day... [flashes back to the battle at the Final Valley] That day when I left you lying there, I only spared your life on a whim, nothing more. [appears near Naruto]
Sakura
How did he do that?
You know come to think of it, wasn't it always your dream to become the Hokage? All of the time you spent chasing after me would have been better spent in training. Wouldn't you agree, Naruto?
Sakura
Sasuke what are you-
[unsheathing his sword] But this time my whim is telling me to finish what I started.
How could I ever become Hokage? I can't save a friend. Isn't that right, Sasuke?
Anyway I'm Ino Yamanaka. My family owns the Yamanaka flower shop. Nice to meet you.
[thinking] When it comes to women, stating their personality traits too bluntly might anger them. So perhaps I can avoid that if I say the opposite of what I think.
Sakura
Don't say it Sai. [Inner Sakura] Come on say it! Let her have it good just like you did to me!
A pleasure, you uh, you uh... Beautiful.
Sakura
You call her beautiful?! Why you! [attacks him]
Sasuke triumphed in the battle. Itachi Uchiha is dead. [everyone is shocked]
What? I don't believe it! Kidding. It's just as I expected.
Sakura
What? Sasuke killed him? He killed Itachi?
Sasuke is down right now too. So what's next? I think he's in pretty bad shape.
Hey, you up there! Spiky aloe guy! Tell us where Sasuke is right now!
What do you mean by aloe?
[Kakashi looks at Tobi and sees his Sharingan]
We're just going to have to finish this some other time.
[All of Naruto's friends are running to aid him]
Naruto. I've run after you my whole life. And even now here I am, still running after you. But when this war is over, I am going to run anymore. I'll stand with you. I'll hold your hand. And I'll walk with you by your side. So please Naruto, wait for me!
Naruto, it seems like ages ago I set my eye on you as my rival. You just hang tight against Madara til I get there!
I'll support you fully with my Ninjutsu, Naruto. And the reason is not necessary!
Naruto is doing well out there. Yeah he's reckless but despite the way he acts, sometimes he's actually pretty sharp and he can also be surprisingly resourceful.
People think that Naruto's dumb and I'm fat, but it turns out that really isn't the case at all. I guess appearances truly can be deceiving. You just wait, skinny Choji is coming to help out smart Naruto!
Although he isn't really a calm and collected strategist, but I am. And I'm coming to help you Naruto. Just hold on!
Dad, thank you! You relayed Naruto's mighty heart to everyone in the Allied Forces. And now we must bring true your prediction.
I hope that Guy-Sensei is all right and that he's protecting Naruto. Kakashi-Sensei is with him so they must be okay, but...
If it just wasn't raining, we could ride my Super Beast Scrolls drawings.
Stop complaining Sai, and pick up your speed. This is the time for each one of us to follow Guy-Sensei and Naruto's examples and exceed ourselves!
Yes, this is camaraderie. I have a really good grasp of it now thanks to you, Naruto.
Sakura
Naruto, you saved the Hidden Leaf Village, and now you're trying to save the entire Shinobi World. We've always let you put the burden on your shoulders and trusted you to do the impossible, but this time no matter what you say, you'll have help. Not just from me, everyone will stand with you and fight together!
[to Sakura] Are you Naruto's girlfriend?
Huh? Um... Yeah, yeah, I suppose you could say that.
Sakura
You shut your trap! [headbutts Naruto] Don't waste your energy talking.
You're supposed to be healing me, not hurting me even more!
Sakura
Oh I'll just heal the extra damage too.
She kinda reminds me a bit of Kushina.
[After finishing the Infinite Tsukuyomi] It's time you woke up. It's all over.
[Madara is impaled from behind by Black Zetsu for a literal backstab]
Wrong, Madara. You are not the savior, nor is this is the end of things.
Sakura
What's going on?
How can you say that you, unlike Obito, are able to completely take advantage of others? Isn't it presumptuous to think that you alone are different? My dear Madara, you have also been caught inside a phantom dream, a dream that I concocted.
Inside a dream? What are you talking about, Black Zetsu? I was the one that created you in the first place. You are nothing more than my will made incarnate!
Wrong again. My will is... Kaguya's.