Deidara quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

Deidara

I can't help but appreciate the architecture of this village. It's so artistic. Just another reason why it's truly worth destroying.

Deidara

They're not weird, they're perfect. Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art is an EXPLOSION!

Deidara

[To Gaara] I think your friends are about to butt in here. And besides, I'm tired of that expressionless face of yours!

Deidara

[About Gaara] Taking him down without killing him was much harder than I thought. Well my mission is clear.

Deidara

[To Naruto] Your friend's right and you know it too. He's been dead for a while now. [knocks on Gaara's face]

Deidara

My man Sasori was beaten by that little brat and the old hag. Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future? Yeah right. All he did was get killed. He was overconfident about that puppet, even though it fully exposed his weakness. Oh well, it was still an ending worthy of an artist.

Deidara

Just make sure you don't get complacent there, Tobi. The Three-Tails was easily defeated because it doesn't have a Jinchuriki host. It has great powers but not the intelligence to control it. [Tobi just lies silent] Hey there, Tobi. When I said be cool I didn't mean be comatose. I'm talking to you. [Deidara discovers Tobi has actually fallen asleep and attacks him] Fall asleep on me again and I'll make sure you never wake up!

Deidara

Just look at the way he's glaring at us Tobi!

Deidara

[to Sasuke] You were only able to kill Orochimaru thanks to your Uchiha blood hmm? You were lucky to be born into that family and nothing more.

Deidara

Art is an explosion!

Deidara

[To Tobi] If I had to keep my patience with you in a bag, it'd be bursting at the seams! Say another word and I'll make you wish you were never born!

Are you sure what you've got in that pouch will be enough? Our enemy possesses the Jinchuriki host.

Deidara

Every one of my jutsu is a work of art. But just to be sure I brought along my masterpiece. We can't take any chances when our opponent is the One-Tail.

Itachi, this Nine-Tailed Jinchuriki, what is he like?

Pain

Go on, tell him.

Itachi

He's the one who bursts in and barks first.

What do you mean?

Deidara

Doesn't he have any identifying characteristics, other than barking hmm?

Deidara

What's taking them? I wish they would just hurry up and get in here, hmm. Sasori, what's the matter my man? I thought you didn't like to be kept waiting.

Yes. I hate it!

Deidara

Well then, which one of you would be the Jinchuriki?

Naruto

[Seeing Deidara sitting on dead Gaara] You bastards! I'll kill the both of you!

The one who bursts in and starts barking. That would be him then.

Deidara

Sasori my man, I think you're correct.