Hidan quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

Hidan

Yeah well this whole mission goes against all my beliefs. The way of Jashin is total slaughter. There's even an actual commandment that prohibits half killing.

Hidan

And I didn't even hit a vital spot. But that kind of pain is the best! The other person's agony at the final moment of death seeps into my body. The pain is transcended and becomes the purest ecstasy!

Hidan

[To Asuma] You fools have no idea how incredibly painful it is having your head sliced off!

Hidan

Now I can finally savor it. Savor the pain caused by your death! [uses his curse to fatally wound Asuma] Yeah that's the stuff.

Hidan

[To Shikamaru] You bury your dead or what? Cuz it'll be a real hassle if you do.

Hidan

My attacks are the slowest in Akatsuki and the least skilled, so I just can't hit anything, seriously.

Hidan

Jashin, please watch over me, this time, I am really going to do it, I am going to tear their intestines out.

Hidan

You can't just go around getting killed outta nowhere. Man, you suck!

Sorrow begets solitude.

The only thing you can have faith in is yourself.

Kakuzu

You're wrong. The only thing you can have faith in is money.

Hidan

There you go again. This side job of yours has made us fall behind in our Jinchuriki hunt! And that's not all.

Kakuzu

Listen, I only teamed up with you because you said that religion was profitable. As the holder of Akatsuki's purse strings, I'm the one who should be complaining.

Kakuzu

According to our bingo book his head's worth 30 million.

Hidan

Hey we're not just doing this for the bounty are we? Killing a monk for earthly gain is a one way ticket to damnation my friend.

Kakuzu

Well after all, they say that money talks wherever you go.

Is he immortal?!

Hidan

Isn't that obvious you fool?

Hidan

I only need a little more time sir. We're just about to get to the good part here!

Pain

We're sealing the Two Tails. Return at once. This is top priority.

Hidan

Please sir, just a few more minutes. Is that really too much to ask?

Kakuzu

Enough Hidan.

Are they communicating with somebody?

Kakuzu

We'll be back in no time so prepare yourselves.

Pain

What troublesome fellows they are.

Kakuzu

Let's go Hidan.

Hidan

That blasted leader of ours. One of these days I'll put a curse on him.

Hidan

I was just about to prove to those heathens the might of the way of Jashin!

Pain

The Leaf aren't heathens. They venerate their ancestors and follow the Will of Fire. In fact, one could say their motives for fighting are just as justified as yours.

Hidan

How dare you! Are you trying to insult me?

Pain

No. I do not intend to ridicule the reasons why you do battle. After all you and I are birds of a feather. It doesn't matter what you do to justify war. Religion, philosophy, resources, land, revenge, love, even on a whim. No matter how trivial the motive, they're all worthy causes for war. There will always be war. The reason can be found later. Human instinct seeks conflict.

Shikamaru

You and your God don't frighten me. You see, you can I believe in different things. Wanna know what I believe in? The will of fire. Right now the god you should be worried about isn't your stupid Jashin or anyone else. It's me. Because I'm the one who's about to pass judgment!

Hidan

[last words] You fool! Don't say I didn't warn you! The day of retribution will come, and the Way of Jashin will punish you! Yes, and then I'll be the one passing judgment! My teeth, that's all I'll need, you'll see! And I'll tear you to pieces!