Black Zetsu quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

[fusing onto Obito's body] I am Madara's will incarnate. I will eliminate anyone who gets in Madara's way.

May the infinite moonlight guide you. Use my body. Become one again!

[takes Sasori's ring] Look here it is! Here it is, Mr. Zetsu! Maybe now I can become a member of the Akatsuki huh? After all there's an open spot now right? [flips the ring into the air]

Fool. Do you really think it's that easy?

Oh come on, why not let him join? Tobi's a good boy. [Tobi fails to catch the ring as it falls into a crack as Zetsu walks off]

Wait a minute, Mr. Zetsu please!

Dear dear, you must have had a close shave huh Deidara. But you're in one piece. Oops, my mistake.

Deidara

Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time. One more word and there'll be no doubt about the cause of your death.

You're just gonna bomb me to death right?

That was the third one.

Deidara

[locks his legs around Tobi's neck in a chokehold] Death by suffocation, hmm!

Sorrow begets solitude.

The only thing you can have faith in is yourself.

Kakuzu

You're wrong. The only thing you can have faith in is money.

Hidan

There you go again. This side job of yours has made us fall behind in our Jinchuriki hunt! And that's not all.

Kakuzu

Listen, I only teamed up with you because you said that religion was profitable. As the holder of Akatsuki's purse strings, I'm the one who should be complaining.

Pain

Let us make sure to extol our former teacher. By the way you can come out now.

That fight sure took you a while.

His opponent was Jiraiya after all.

Sasuke

[Remembering the night the Uchiha clan was killed] I was so young. I thought it was all merely an illusion. I desperately wanted to believe I was just trapped in a horrible genjutsu. But there was no mistake! I was trapped in reality! My eyes are not the same as they once were. My Sharingan can see through genjutsu!

Itachi

You speak with such confidence as you always do. Well for now I'm going to take your word for it.

Sasuke

I'm done playing with your parlor tricks.

Itachi

Confidence is fine. But Sasuke, it appears you still do not possess the same eyes as I do. So you just couldn't do it. Couldn't kill your best friend. And you dared to come here to face me with such weak resolve?

Sasuke

All right, then just hurry it up and try to kill me with your Mangekyo Sharingan. Or am I too strong now for you to test your capabilities against mine?

Itachi

Such confidence.

Neither of them have budged for the longest time.

They're feeling each other out with their genjutsu.

Itachi

The Mangekyo Sharingan are very special eyes. The moment they awaken, they progress toward darkness. And the more they're used, the faster they're sealed.

Ah but the ordinary Sharingan is still a weapon and a weapon can be either strong or weak, depending on the ability of the person who is wielding it. Someone's shuriken might be taken down by a mere pebble if it's thrown by a master. The difference is in the power, the variation of strength. It means that Sasuke's skills far exceed Itachi's expectations.

Sasuke

Like I told you, no matter how much you use your eyes, with all of my hatred, I'll turn fantasy into reality.

Itachi

Turn fantasy into reality huh? Some strong words. And let me throw them back at you now. Just a few minutes ago you saw your eyes gouged out during the Tsukuyomi. Well allow me to make that a reality.

Sasuke

You'll be gone with the thunder clap. [uses Kirin on Itachi]

Such power.

So did Itachi die?

Sasuke

It's done.

Itachi

[alive] Is this the death you had imagined for me then?

Sasuke

Damn you! [activates his cursed seal]

Itachi

If I hadn't had this I'd be dead. [activates Susanoo]

What's that?

Itachi

You really have gotten stronger Sasuke. Now it's my turn. I'm going to reveal to you my final trump card, the Susanoo.

Sasuke

The Susanoo?

Itachi

Yes the one other jutsu. Once the Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu were awakened, it also took root in this eye of mine. Sasuke, is that it for your Jutsu then? If you have anything else up your sleeve, now's your last chance to play it. The real battle's just beginning.

[on Orochimaru] Gross fellow as always, regurgitating something out of his mouth like that.

Slithering around like the snake he is.

Itachi

And now your eyes are mine. I'll take my time retrieving them. [coughs blood]

Whoa what the hell?

Something's wrong with him.

That Susanoo jutsu of his, it's simply repelling every single one of Sasuke's attacks.

There's no mistaking it. It's another spirit weapon. It's called the Yata mirror and it's said to deflect all things. With that and the Totsuka blade for attacking, Itachi's invincible.

Itachi

They're my eyes. They're mine.

No way. Is Itachi really dead?

Sasuke triumphed in the battle. Itachi Uchiha is dead. [everyone is shocked]

What? I don't believe it! Kidding. It's just as I expected.

Sakura

What? Sasuke killed him? He killed Itachi?

Sasuke is down right now too. So what's next? I think he's in pretty bad shape.

Naruto

Hey, you up there! Spiky aloe guy! Tell us where Sasuke is right now!

What do you mean by aloe?

Ignore him.

We're just going to have to finish this some other time.

Madara

[After finishing the Infinite Tsukuyomi] It's time you woke up. It's all over.

Wrong, Madara. You are not the savior, nor is this is the end of things.

Madara

I can't move!

Sakura

What's going on?

How can you say that you, unlike Obito, are able to completely take advantage of others? Isn't it presumptuous to think that you alone are different? My dear Madara, you have also been caught inside a phantom dream, a dream that I concocted.

Madara

Inside a dream? What are you talking about, Black Zetsu? I was the one that created you in the first place. You are nothing more than my will made incarnate!

Wrong again. My will is... Kaguya's.

[last words] You! You're just a piece of the Shinobi history I created and nothing more! A useless brat like you could never-!

Naruto

Shinobi history is made up of all sorts of Ninja's lives, and deaths too. Many of them taught me what it means to be a shinobi. The pain and sadness of death, the tragedy of war, and not only that, they taught me the joy of being accepted and being loved. The way they lived and the way they died, they made me who I am today. They taught me and they trusted in me. You're a brat who can't even fly from the nest! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET OVER YOURSELF! [permanently seals Black Zetsu]

Kakashi

It's still growing even bigger. It's starting to look like our moon.

Naruto

You guys!

Kakashi

So it's done?

Naruto

Sealing complete! And now it's happily ever after! The end!

Sakura

You're right, great news! The first thing that I want to do is take a hot bath to wash off this sweat and grime. Aah! Wait a second! What about us?! How are we supposed to get out of this time-space?!