Shikamaru quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

Shikamaru

[to Kurenai] I used to complain about what a drag everything was. I made a lot of mistakes that way. And every time I did, Asuma would come to my rescue. He was an odd teacher. Kinda elusive, hard to figure out. But to me he was a terrific role model. Well looks like it's finally my turn now. When that baby arrives it'll be my turn as guardian and teacher. Guess I've got some growing up to do huh?

Shikamaru

[using Shogi as a metaphor for ninja life] The children who carry the future of the Leaf on their shoulders. They're the king.

Shikamaru

[To Naruto] Eventually you'll be the one paying for the ramen and someone will be calling you Naruto sensei. After all we can't stay brats forever, not if we want to be cool Shinobi. Like the type of Shinobi that Asuma and Jiraiya both were.

Shikamaru

Just leaving things be, living without sticking to what we believe in is just. We just don't want to live like that cuz it's a pain the ass.

Shikamaru

We already know that the Akatsuki don't follow the laws of nature, physics or logic.

Shikamaru

Where did I go? I went to talk to Naruto. He's been so down, you know? It's a pain in the ass, but I just found myself headed over there. He has something no one else does. He's going to be a very important ninja. When I'm with Naruto he makes me want to walk with him.

Asuma

Ino.

Ino

Yes?

Asuma

You're bossy but you can also be a compassionate caregiver. Choji and Shikamaru, they're both so awkward and clumsy.

Ino

Yes sir.

Asuma

And make sure that you don't ever lose to Sakura, not in Ninjutsu or romance.

Ino

I won't.

Asuma

And Choji, you're a loyal thoughtful friend and a kind soul. In time you'll be a stronger Shinobi than anyone else so be more confident in yourself.

Choji

Got it.

Asuma

And another thing. You might consider losing a few pounds.

Choji

I don't know if it's possible but I'll try to.

Asuma

And finally, Shikamaru. With your razor sharp intellect you have the instincts of a great Shinobi. You are truly worthy of becoming Hokage, though you'll probably try avoiding it, since you'd find the job such a drag. All those games of Shogi and not once could I beat you. Which reminds me, remember when we talked about the king? [they flash back] Now I'm going to tell you who the king is. Lean closer.

Shikamaru

But Asuma... so then that's why you...

Asuma

[Last words] I'm counting on you Shikamaru. I know I said I quit, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore now. Could you get me one last cigarette? They're in my pouch.

Asuma

[flashback] Each of you will be given a new team to lead. These earrings are my gift to you to celebrate our success. Whatever the future holds never forget you were members of Squad 10.

Ino

Sensei!

It was an end worthy of a Shinobi.

Shikamaru

I still hate those damn cigarettes. I can still feel his smoke in my eyes.

Shikamaru

You and your God don't frighten me. You see, you can I believe in different things. Wanna know what I believe in? The will of fire. Right now the god you should be worried about isn't your stupid Jashin or anyone else. It's me. Because I'm the one who's about to pass judgment!

Hidan

[last words] You fool! Don't say I didn't warn you! The day of retribution will come, and the Way of Jashin will punish you! Yes, and then I'll be the one passing judgment! My teeth, that's all I'll need, you'll see! And I'll tear you to pieces!

Shikamaru

Snap out of it, Choji! Stay focused! We aren't some little brats who need to be protected anymore! We're the protectors now! Do you want Asuma to murder his own child? Your idea of kindness is wrong!

Ino

Yeah Shikamaru is right, Choji. Just remember the piercings and what they stand for.

Quit whining and pouting, Choji! Remember, you're the 16th head of the Akimichi clan.

Choji

[flashback] Let's see... the symbol on the far right belongs to us, the Akimichi clan right? And the other two are...

The middle one's the Nara clan's, and the leftmost one is the Yamanaka clan's, three clans that use highly unusual secret ninjutsu. We've been combining our powers for many generations now and the three clans share a special relationship. To strengthen our union and protect our clans, the Sarutobi clan bestows ear piercings upon the three of us, and every generation the members of our clan swear an oath of loyalty on those earrings, so they're not just mere decorations son.

Asuma

You stopped me with my own weapon. That's very impressive. I'm moved and yet I can't move. It's Shadow Possession Shuriken Jutsu. That's the reason why you can't move right now.

Alright you guys, you can leave the rest to the Sealing Corps.

Asuma

Could you please wait just a moment more?

Are you kidding me?

Shikamaru

We already heard your last words once before. Are you really gonna put us through that again?

Asuma

But there's just one more that I couldn't tell you the last time I spoke them, and it's this: that I have got nothing more to say to you. Your Ino-Shika-Cho formation is complete.

Hinata

Naruto. I've run after you my whole life. And even now here I am, still running after you. But when this war is over, I am going to run anymore. I'll stand with you. I'll hold your hand. And I'll walk with you by your side. So please Naruto, wait for me!

Kiba

Naruto, it seems like ages ago I set my eye on you as my rival. You just hang tight against Madara til I get there!

Shino

I'll support you fully with my Ninjutsu, Naruto. And the reason is not necessary!

Shikamaru

Naruto is doing well out there. Yeah he's reckless but despite the way he acts, sometimes he's actually pretty sharp and he can also be surprisingly resourceful.

Choji

People think that Naruto's dumb and I'm fat, but it turns out that really isn't the case at all. I guess appearances truly can be deceiving. You just wait, skinny Choji is coming to help out smart Naruto!

Shikamaru

Although he isn't really a calm and collected strategist, but I am. And I'm coming to help you Naruto. Just hold on!

Ino

Dad, thank you! You relayed Naruto's mighty heart to everyone in the Allied Forces. And now we must bring true your prediction.

Tenten

I hope that Guy-Sensei is all right and that he's protecting Naruto. Kakashi-Sensei is with him so they must be okay, but...

Sai

If it just wasn't raining, we could ride my Super Beast Scrolls drawings.

Rock Lee

Stop complaining Sai, and pick up your speed. This is the time for each one of us to follow Guy-Sensei and Naruto's examples and exceed ourselves!

Sai

Yes, this is camaraderie. I have a really good grasp of it now thanks to you, Naruto.

Sakura

Naruto, you saved the Hidden Leaf Village, and now you're trying to save the entire Shinobi World. We've always let you put the burden on your shoulders and trusted you to do the impossible, but this time no matter what you say, you'll have help. Not just from me, everyone will stand with you and fight together!