White Zetsu quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

[takes Sasori's ring] Look here it is! Here it is, Mr. Zetsu! Maybe now I can become a member of the Akatsuki huh? After all there's an open spot now right? [flips the ring into the air]

Fool. Do you really think it's that easy?

Oh come on, why not let him join? Tobi's a good boy. [Tobi fails to catch the ring as it falls into a crack as Zetsu walks off]

Wait a minute, Mr. Zetsu please!

Sorrow begets solitude.

The only thing you can have faith in is yourself.

Kakuzu

You're wrong. The only thing you can have faith in is money.

Hidan

There you go again. This side job of yours has made us fall behind in our Jinchuriki hunt! And that's not all.

Kakuzu

Listen, I only teamed up with you because you said that religion was profitable. As the holder of Akatsuki's purse strings, I'm the one who should be complaining.

Pain

Let us make sure to extol our former teacher. By the way you can come out now.

That fight sure took you a while.

His opponent was Jiraiya after all.

Sasuke

[Remembering the night the Uchiha clan was killed] I was so young. I thought it was all merely an illusion. I desperately wanted to believe I was just trapped in a horrible genjutsu. But there was no mistake! I was trapped in reality! My eyes are not the same as they once were. My Sharingan can see through genjutsu!

Itachi

You speak with such confidence as you always do. Well for now I'm going to take your word for it.

Sasuke

I'm done playing with your parlor tricks.

Itachi

Confidence is fine. But Sasuke, it appears you still do not possess the same eyes as I do. So you just couldn't do it. Couldn't kill your best friend. And you dared to come here to face me with such weak resolve?

Sasuke

All right, then just hurry it up and try to kill me with your Mangekyo Sharingan. Or am I too strong now for you to test your capabilities against mine?

Itachi

Such confidence.

Neither of them have budged for the longest time.

They're feeling each other out with their genjutsu.

Itachi

The Mangekyo Sharingan are very special eyes. The moment they awaken, they progress toward darkness. And the more they're used, the faster they're sealed.

Sasuke

You'll be gone with the thunder clap. [uses Kirin on Itachi]

Such power.

So did Itachi die?

Sasuke

It's done.

Itachi

[alive] Is this the death you had imagined for me then?

Sasuke

Damn you! [activates his cursed seal]

Itachi

If I hadn't had this I'd be dead. [activates Susanoo]

What's that?

Itachi

You really have gotten stronger Sasuke. Now it's my turn. I'm going to reveal to you my final trump card, the Susanoo.

Sasuke

The Susanoo?

Itachi

Yes the one other jutsu. Once the Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu were awakened, it also took root in this eye of mine. Sasuke, is that it for your Jutsu then? If you have anything else up your sleeve, now's your last chance to play it. The real battle's just beginning.

[on Orochimaru] Gross fellow as always, regurgitating something out of his mouth like that.

Slithering around like the snake he is.

Itachi

And now your eyes are mine. I'll take my time retrieving them. [coughs blood]

Whoa what the hell?

Something's wrong with him.

That Susanoo jutsu of his, it's simply repelling every single one of Sasuke's attacks.

There's no mistaking it. It's another spirit weapon. It's called the Yata mirror and it's said to deflect all things. With that and the Totsuka blade for attacking, Itachi's invincible.

Itachi

They're my eyes. They're mine.

No way. Is Itachi really dead?

Sasuke triumphed in the battle. Itachi Uchiha is dead. [everyone is shocked]

What? I don't believe it! Kidding. It's just as I expected.

Sakura

What? Sasuke killed him? He killed Itachi?

Sasuke is down right now too. So what's next? I think he's in pretty bad shape.

Naruto

Hey, you up there! Spiky aloe guy! Tell us where Sasuke is right now!

What do you mean by aloe?

Ignore him.

We're just going to have to finish this some other time.