[The film's opening credits gradually plaster a dozen names on the screen.]
Wow, I think I'm in this!
“12 to the Moon” · Season 5
In this episode: Mike Nelson (13), Crow T. Robot (11), Tom Servo (11), Narrator (2), Mystery Man (2)
[The elderly Secretary General of the International Space Order addresses the world by radio/telecast.]
SGSecretary General
At this moment...
CACrow [as Secretary General]
I may die!
SGSecretary General
... over two billion people...
SAServo [as Secretary General]
... have been served.
SGSecretary General
… in every part of the world, are focusing their attention on this program.
MAMike [as Secretary General]
... and my rump.
SGSecretary General
Every nation of the Earth, in a magnificent effort, is contributing of its people and resources, in an attempt to reach the Moon, and proclaim it...
SAServo [as Secretary General]
... dolphin-safe!
SGSecretary General
... international territory.
CACrow [as Secretary General]
... and House of Pancakes.
. . .
SGSecretary General
God be with you.
And also with you.
[Our heroes have landed safely on the Moon.]
HDr. Hamid
Allah be praised!
ODr. Orlov
Praise the ship, not Allah.
SAServo [as Hamid]
I'll praise whoever I want, white boy.
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