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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

“Attack of the Giant Leeches” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Attack of the Giant Leeches” · Season 4

In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (2), Joel Robinson (2), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1)

[On the SOL bridge, two clowns caper about on the hexfield viewscreen.]

C1Clown #1

Have I shown you my magical, whimsical squirting flower?

Yes, about a kajillion times!

C1Clown #1

Ooohhh... well, have I shown you my rash?

[Joel and the Bots scream. Joel holds a pair of wire cutters and prepares to snip a wire.]

Hi, everyone, welcome to the Sattelite of Love. I came up with this Holo-Clown Sequencer to cheer up the Bots but now I can't get it to shut off and it's getting hard to sleep at night and I'm tasting metal!

C2Clown #2

[to Gypsy] Hey, little girl! Do you want a salted nut roll?

[The Bots all scream again, as does Clown #1.]

C2Clown #2

[to Clown #1] Stop it! Stop screaming! You think I like being stuck in limbo with you? NO! Get on your orange and yellow knees and kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you!!

Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 1 (short)

[Ray "Crash" Corrigan is given a physical by Naval doctors.]

D1Doctor #1

Fine chap. I wish we had more like him!

CACrow [as Doctor #2]

Keep your mind on your work, Ron. You're in enough trouble as it is!

D2Doctor #2

He'll make a fine Naval officer.

He'll make several of them!

Attack of the Giant Leeches (movie)

[Sultry Liz slips out of her kimono, revealing a black bra and leopard-print panties.]

Oh, Mommy!

JAJoel [as Announcer]

Honey West!

Joel, I thought underwear was supposed to match.

[Dr. Forrester is preparing to demonstrate his leech nicotine patch on Frank]

TSTV's Frank

Wait; no! I'm the sum of my vices! I want to live! I want to live and love and laugh in life and live-

But this won't hurt a bit!

TSTV's Frank

[completely changes his tune] ...Okay!

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