When you want to show dignity, Buzz, try a French horn!
Uh, Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?
“War of the Colossal Beast” · Season 3
In this episode: Tom Servo (13), Crow T. Robot (12), Joel Robinson (12), Mr. B Natural (8), Buzz Turner (2)
[Mr. B Natural cavorts before the lifesized musical staff as "his" instruments play together.]
You know, I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay, you know?
Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincere apology for all of this. Please.
CACrow [as Buzz]
Forget music, I wanna dance!
[Mr. B dances to some music.]
CCrow
He's so perky... kill her.
See, Buzz? It's really fun to be psychotic.
[Mr. B appears in the music store and begins talking.]
JAJoel [as Buzz]
[in a panicky voice] Mom, Dad, tell me you heard that!
CCrow
[in a midwestern voice] Oh cripes. Polish, polish, polish. That's what I do all day.
[A shot of unpolished trumpets is shown to a background of low music.]
Honey West!
[Three trumpet shells are shown, with someone behind them.]
Come on now, watch the red man. Watch for the red man, you're wrong.
[An inspector is checking a trumpet.]
Extra value's what you get when you play the coronet.
CCrow
This trumpet is flatlining!
[Buzz is performing at a school dance]
JSJoel, Servo, Crow
[singing to the music] We're really, really white, we're really, really, really, really white...
. . .
Say, that guy's got a way with a ballad.
. . .
CACrow [as radio host]
Well, the old clock on the wall says that's all for the Stridex Medicated Band hour...
. . .
[Mr. B Natural appears and gives the "okay" symbol.]
It stinks!
Ah, but in real life, Johnny is last chair with the preschool band.
War of the Colossal Beast (movie)
[Joyce Manning and others, looking for her giant brother Glenn, are in a Jeep rolling down a Mexican back-country road.]
JCJoel, Crow, Servo [as Car Occupants]
[singing to "99 Bottles of Beer"]
100 years of solitude, 100 years of solitude!
Take one down, pass it around,
99 years of solitude!
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