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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Joel, Servo and others in “War of the Colossal Beast”

[Mr. B Natural cavorts before the lifesized musical staff as "his" instruments play together.]

Joel

You know, I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay, you know?

Servo

Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincere apology for all of this. Please.

CACrow [as Buzz]

Forget music, I wanna dance!

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