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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

“Robot Holocaust” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Robot Holocaust” · Season 1

In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (1), Joel Robinson (1), Narrator (1)

[Valeria is torturing Jorn with some electrical device, but he refuses to talk.]

VValeria

You leave me no choice. Towque, you ah to leave the poweh station and intewcept the gwoup that appwoaches us. And, when you weach them, the fiwst thing you are to do… is kill the guwl. Do you unduhstand?

TTorque

Yes!

VValeria

Do you unduhstand, old man?

Yeah! It's young girl I don't understand.

VValeria

Yuh doughter will be destwoyed. You will neveh see herw again! Now, do you wish to say anything?

JAJoel [as Jorn]

Yeah. Do you know Elmer Fudd?

VValeria

Vewy well. Towque, go now.

JAJoel [as Jorn]

Uh, what about Barbara Walters, or, uh, Truman Capote? Daffy Duck?

[The warrior women have decided to hold a fight to the death]

A dagger is placed into the ground--

A voice-over is placed into the script.

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