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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 13

Jonah [as Dracula], Van Roth and others in “Santo in the Treasure of Dracula”

[as Dracula flees after being revealed by Van Roth]

JAJonah [as Dracula]

You fool, I've been me the whole time!

VRVan Roth

Mein Gott! [proceeds to cross his heart]

Servo

Spectacles, testicles... testicles... testicles...

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