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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 13

Professor Van Roth, Jonah and others in “Santo in the Treasure of Dracula”

VRProfessor Van Roth

How strange. This mirror reflects everything.

JJonah

Yes, it's a mirror.

VRVan Roth

Except you!

CDCount Dracula

Bastard! [shatters the mirror]

Servo

Now you'll have seven years of bad suck- uh luck.

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