H Hunter
[as he's strapped to an operating table] What are you doing to me?..
JA Joel [ as Dr.Vornoff]
you're gonna be Myra Breckinridge.
V Dr. Vornoff
You will soon be as big as giant,
But it's not covered by his insurance.
V Dr. Vornoff
with the strength of twenty men,
JA Joel [ as Dr.Vornoff]
Give or take a few.
SA Servo [ as Dr.Vornoff]
--Not.
V Dr. Vornoff
Like all the others; dead.
[As Dr. Vornoff turns the machine on, the Hunter screams in agony]
CA Crow [ as Dr.Vornoff]
Oops!
[As the hunter goes limp and dies, Dr. Vornoff quickly turns off the machine]
JA Joel [ as Dr.Vornoff]
Well, so much for the giant theory.
J Janet
[As Lobo knocks Dick Craig unconscious.] DICK!
[as Janet] Uh, no, Duck! Damn, I said that wrong.
[As the mutated Dr. Vornoff fatally electrocutes Lobo by shoving him into a control panel, Janet screams as Vornoff grabs her and takes her away]
[high-pitched voice] Goodbye, City Life!
[Dr. Vornoff and his octopus monster get struck with lightning and go up in a nuclear blast. Janet and Dick watch in horror and dismay.]
That was one unstable octopus.
JA Joel [as Capt. Robbins]
Uh, I've had enough of this, Bob. I have a bird to get home to, excuse me.
SA Servo [as Capt. Robbins]
Wait, how did he do that?
CR Capt. Robbins
[solemnly] He tampered in God's domain.
Oh great, the nutty birdman from Apartment 4B is gonna give us a religious insight.
[the credits get shown]
Loser. [Joel and Crow laugh] Harvey B. Loser. George Bec-loser. Paul Loser Marco. Don "The Big Loser" Nagel. Bud Big Ol' Loser Osborne. John Wanky Loser Warren. Ann- for crying out loud... [they get up to leave]
But the drunk was good. Ben Frommer?
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