[After speaking with Jimmy, Mr. Warren looks at Jimmy's sales file with concern.]
Hmm. I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.
Hmm? What in the world? Assault with a deadly weapon?!
AKA "The Pantsless Salesman" or "The Piddling Peddler"?!
What? He got a D in trigonometry?
But he is a Pieces with a moon in Aries.
I'd fire him if he weren't my son.
[Mr. Warren does a quick glance at the sales record board, then puts down the file and stands up.]
Are you there, Lord?
Hello, wall.
Well, there's a blue steak and a pitcher of martinis with my name on it.
[Mr. Warren looks at the board again, which shows that most salesmen have sold only a few cars during the month.]
That's nearly impossible. No one under my employ has ever sold a car!
Well, I guess no one wins a Mathis album.
If I could read, I'd know what the problem is.
Oh, here's the problem. I forgot to carry the two!
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