[Joel, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy are performing "Hired! The Musical"]'
[[in a whisper] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
[singing] I'm hired
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I hope I don't get fired.
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.
[singing] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
[singing] I got a job today.
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I'm selling Chevrolets.
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I'm bringing home good pay.
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I just got hired
[singing] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.
[singing] Yeah, me!
[singing] He's selling Chevrolets.
[singing] We're gonna get awnings.
[singing] He's bringing home good pay.
[singing] I'm hired
[singing] Maybe even dessert
[singing at same time with bots next line] I'm hired!
[singing] He just got hired! HIRED!
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