My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes

Twilight Sparkle

It's nice to have someone show your Dragon culture, but are you sure that is what Sludge is doing?

Spike

What do you mean?

Twilight Sparkle

Well... taking over your room, making a mess of things, hoarding our possessions...

Spike

[blows raspberries] That is dragon culture, he's showing me how dragons claim territory for themselves.

Twilight Sparkle

You never acted like that.

Spike

That's because you raised me. Now I finally have a chance to see how I'm supposed to be.

Twilight Sparkle

[remembering spike as a hatchling] I know that I've have not been a perfect mother... I don't think you're supposed to be any different then who you are.

Spike

Maybe you just don't like that I have a real parent now.

Twilight Sparkle

[heart breaks] That's not true! I'm glad Sludge is here. I-I just wish he wasn't such a—

Spike

Dragon? [disgusted] Of all ponies, I can't believe you would have a problem with that.

Smolder

Sludge just lays around while you wait on him claw and tail? Uh, dragons are rude and rebellious, but they aren't lazy lumps who take advantage of their kids.

Spike

You pretended to be my dad?

Don't look at me like that, kid. I did what any dragon would do.

Smolder

No, you didn't.

Hey. I saw an opportunity, and I took it. That's what dragons do. We take what we want.

Smolder

No, it isn't.

You know what? I don't need this. I'm outta here! Enjoy loving pony town!

I'm taking this pillow!

Twilight Sparkle

I'm not surprised. There's no way a dragon like that was related to you. But if you still want to search for your real family, I'd understand if you spent more time in the Dragon Lands.

Spike

I don't think so. I already know who my real family is.

Twilight Sparkle

Aww! It's me, right?

Cozy Glow

I also color-coded your teaching schedule by friendship element and catalogued all the magical artifacts in the school. I hope that's okay.

Twilight Sparkle

Okay? Cozy, that's amazing! You're like my right-hoof pony! I don't know what I'd do without you.

Ocellus

It's okay, Yona! You like flying, remember?

Yona

Flying, not falling!

Starlight Glimmer

I don't understand. It-It's like my spell stopped working. That's... never happened before.

Twilight Sparkle

I'm glad you're all okay, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, Starlight. Maybe you did your spell wrong.

Twilight Sparkle

I didn't drop that book.

Starlight Glimmer

[sarcastically] Maybe you did your spell wrong?

[sobbing] My magic is go-o-o-one! I even had to use my hooves to coif my tail!

Cozy Glow

Um, didn't we learn in class about a creature that eats magic? Ter, Tee... Tir-something?

Fluttershy

[gasps] Tirek!

Princess Celestia

If he has found some way to escape his prison or work from within it, he could be responsible for this.

Smolder

It's just kind of weird, isn't it?

Cozy Glow

I don't know what you mean.

Smolder

Like, why'd she change her mind? Why did Starlight write a note instead of saying goodbye to us herself? Doesn't make any sense.

Cozy Glow

[giggles] Oh, Smolder, you forget. We're not scheming dragons. We're ponies. Sounds like some creature needs to do a little extra friendship homework.

Smolder

[growls]

Ugh! I have had it with these horrible flies! [whines] I miss my magic!

Twilight Sparkle

Have you tried using your tail to shoo them away?

[gasps] Bite your tongue! It's for decorative purposes only!

Gallus

You get the feeling Cozy's trying too hard to make us like her?

Ocellus

Or maybe she just wants to help us keep our minds off of how scary it is that magic's disappearing.

Smolder

I don't trust her. What's she up to behind those big eyes and bouncy curls?

Chancellor Neighsay

Where is Princess Twilight?!

Cozy Glow

Oh, golly. She's away on a quest. I'm watching the school for her.

Chancellor Neighsay

Magic is failing across our land, and she left a foal in charge of this facility?

Lord Tirek

The Princess of Friendship here for a visit. What have I done to earn the honor of your company?

Chancellor Neighsay

From now on, this school is pony-only! As nature intended.