And a-one, and a-two, and a-I know what to do!
[plays instrument]
And that's with only a few days of practice! Can you believe it?!
[honk!]
Yes. Yes, I can.
I can honestly say I've never heard anything like it in my life.
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Any pony else think that sounded like an apple core cut up in a pulp grinder?
Apple-solutely! Uh, absolutely.
Maybe we can just pretend she's really good, and then I'll find a spell that will—
(to Twilight) Oh, no, no, no! We're not going through that again! Remember how that all worked out when you weren't honest with Celestia about her actin' ability? (Horse Play)
(groans) You're right.
Pinkie, we all support you, but we're afraid you're just not good at the yovidaphone, and none of us want you to waste your time on something you can't do well.
Oh. [upbeat] Why didn't you just say so?
[gleefully] No more yovidaphone playing for me-e-e!
[sadly] No more yovidaphone playing for me.
Uh, Gummy? You were supposed to bring Pinkie Pie. What happened?
GGummy
[blinks slowly]
Is she still coming?
[beat]
Fluttershy, can you understand what he's saying?
I could... if he was talking.
Um, Maud? Can I ask you a question?
[deadpan] You just did.
Well, can I ask you a question?
[deadpan] You just did.
[groans] Fine! How about if I ask you a— Wait.
Oh, for goodness' sakes! Maud. All of your sister's things are gone. Explain.
[deadpan] No, they're not. They're right here.
Have you seen Pinkie Pie?
Lots of times. I grew up with her.
Terribly sorry, Maud. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said Pinkie's [chuckling] moved to Yakyakistan!
Uh, Rarity? She did say that.
Uh, terribly sorry, Applejack. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said [chuckling] she did say that!
[despondent] Gimme another.
YWYak waiter
But pony already had twenty-five ice—
I said gimme another! OW!! [gets knocked unconscious with a cauldron by Zombie and Squid]
We respect your decision to move to Yakyakistan.
But we just wanted to remind you how much you mean to us, and how much we'd miss you if you decided to move here for—
[despondent] Fine. I'll move back to Ponyville.
Wow. That was a lot easier than I thought. We're awesome!
Pinkie Pie, you get up on that stage and play. If these yaks don't like it, they'll have to answer to us!
Let me play you the song I just wrote two seconds ago! It's called "I've Got the Best Most Supportive Friends a Pony Could Ever Ask For"! [aside] It's a working title.
There's nothing better than a bond with another pony. You can share all kinds of things.
Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! [giggle]
I think we'll stick to the stage magic for now.
The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't chant.
HFHoo'Far
If I cannot convince you to bring your tour to Saddle Arabia, I must be prepared to relate its magnificence to your many fans there.
"Many fans", you say? [laughs] Well, I suppose I could consider the trip.
Thank goodness we're not like Twilight or the others. They'd probably sing a song about it.
You said there'd be plenty of places to stay. "Don't even worry about it," you said. Ya might've thought to make a reservation!
Um, I've been with you singing and standing in line. When would I have done that?
Your snoring is a bit, um...
Loud? [nervous laugh] Yeah, I do that. I had my village convinced we were being attacked by bears every night.
Do you suppose the Terrifying Trunk Escape is too much for a pony who drinks all the juice and talks non-stop in her sleep?! What if the Great and Powerful Trixie can't...
[poof]
Sleep?! Because her roommate snores like an ursa major?!
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