TV show quotes
I'm so exhausted, I could sleep through a stampede of wild boars! Which, you'll be delighted to know, is only slightly louder than your snoring.
Well, I'm looking forward to rehearsing the act with you all night. So diligent of you to go over it and over it in your sleep.
It seems there is trouble on the road to friendship.
[derisive laugh] Ya think?!
I didn't realize you were better friends with that beat-up old wagon than you are with me!
Well, it's easy when the wagon is a better friend! It would've never traded you away!
That's ridiculous.
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie: [out of sync] Magic, tra-magic... poof of smoke... Want to wave your hooves... and tell a... little joke!
I'm sorry your Saddle Arabian tour was ruined.
Honestly, I don't think I could've stood one more second on the road. At a certain point, I don't even like traveling with myself.
First order of business – [quickly] Let's-celebrate-the-one-and-only-Rainbow-Dash-yay-she's-amazing-now-if-there's-nothing-else-that-concludes-this-meeting-of-the-Rainbow-Dash-Fan-Club-thank-you-all-for-coming-any-questions?!
You eavesdrop on every meeting? That's weird.
Well, sure it sounds weird when you say it out loud.
Can you believe she actually said that?!
Pfft, well, yeah! Eavesdropping on every meeting is kinda weird.
Say it with me now, the Washouts' official motto...
Announcer and Crowd: Leap before you look!
Name's Rolling Thunder. I got booted out of Wonderbolt Academy because of "flagrant disregard for hazardous weather". Pfft! If doing barrel rolls through nine hundred million volts of electricity in a raging thunderstorm is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
What's your story?
[furiously screaming]ANGER ISSUES! GET OFF MY BACK!
Uhhh... Okay.
Lightning Dust! I should've known you were the brains behind a crazy idea like the Washouts! Or should I say, "lack of brains"!
Your "friend" got me kicked out of the Wonderbolts.
Oh. That's, uh, less cool.
And it was the best thing that ever happened to me!
You know what happens when something goes wrong with the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot?
Patent pending?
You end up in a full body wing-and-hoof cast drinking through a straw!
It's like the harder I try to convince Scoot they're dangerous, the more she likes them!
You can't control her actions. Only yours. Teach her what's safe and what isn't, like a good role model. Then hope she makes the right decisions.
There's nothing you can do to stop me!
You're right. You're your own foal, and you have to make your own decisions.
Good! Because I already have!
I know I was supposed to let you make your own decisions, but that doesn't mean I can't swoop in and save you from time to time.
RIVALS FOR LIIIIIFE!
I've been lucky enough to have some pony who thinks I'm the coolest. But there's nothing cool about making you feel like you'll never be as awesome as me.
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