My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes

Spike

Maybe Applejack needs help realizing what she needs help with! Like, maybe her back itches!

Applejack

Huuuuh, that does feel... good...

Spike

[laughs] See? Or you might need help remembering your favorite song! [singing] The Dragon is the finest creature ever, there's more to him than just guarding treasure!

Fluttershy

I don't think that's her favorite-

Spike

Or you might need help breathing!

Applejack

Breathing? I certainly do not-

Spike

See? There are plenty of things I can help you with, and you don't even have to trouble yourself with thinking of them.

Applejack

No I'll think of them. Let me think of them.

Applejack

Alright, y'all, here's the deal. Spike needs to save my life.

Pinkie Pie

And you want us to shoot you out of a cannon towards a hornet's nest and give Spike a butterfly net so he can catch you mere seconds before you hit the nest and are stung by a thousand angry hornets! [puts on a moustache] I'll wear this moustache.

Applejack

No. I am gonna be attacked by a timberwolf!

[gasps]

Pinkie Pie

Can I still wear the moustache?

Pinkie Pie

Just one question?

Applejack

Yes? [Pinkie Pie's moustache re-appears] No.

Pinkie Pie

Meh, suit yourself! [kicks away the net, nest and party cannon]

Spike

But I still don’t get why the Princess would be so late.

Twilight Sparkle

She’s bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.

Rainbow Dash

A visitor who is important and slow!

Maybe it’s somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.

Spike

[tugging Twilight's tail] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!

Twilight Sparkle

[rolling her eyes] Yeah, right. That’s Discord.

Why in the wide wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?

Spike

M-M-M-Maybe you should ask...her!

Applejack

What’s he goin’ on about now?

Fluttershy

Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.

Applejack

Well, it’s about time! My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear ’em gargle!

Fluttershy

But he says first you’ll have to apologize for calling him a nuisance.

Applejack

Apologize?! He’s lucky I didn’t call him a varmint!

Fluttershy

[gasps] Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!

Applejack

Fine, fine. I apologize.

Princess Celestia

I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.

Rainbow Dash

If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...

...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...

Pinkie Pie

And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!

Rainbow Dash

You big liar!

Discord

Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all. [camera zooms out to reveal he made himself smaller on the couch]

Rainbow Dash

Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!

This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.

Discord

Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.

Fluttershy

See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.

Discord

May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?

Twilight Sparkle

Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Discord

[scared] The stare?! Oh, no, please! Not that! Anything but your disapproving eyeballs! [laughs]

Scootaloo

Has anyone seen Tank's head? Where's its head?!?

Spike

[angrily] What have you done to the turtle!?

Scootaloo

Ohhhh, I totally forgot he could do that.

Sweetie Belle

So we could hear all about the Crystal Empire, and find out if you brought us one of the crystal snowglobes that they sell at the train station!

How did you know about the snowglobes?

Sweetie Belle

Um... lucky guess?

Applejack

My dogs are barking.

Applejack

Did y'all hear that? They really are!

Twilight Sparkle

Princess Cadance is counting on us to do our part to convince the Games Inspector to choose the Crystal Empire. And we are not gonna let her down, are we?

Pinkie Pie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Pinkie Pie

...What? I was just answering Twilight's question.

Twilight Sparkle

I need to speak to the Princess.

You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly if there's to be any hope for her hair!

Twilight Sparkle

Come on, how bad can it be?

Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.

Twilight Sparkle

Eww.

Pinkie Pie

[unsurely] So, you see this here? This, um, this is um, a big, round room. It's known for its roundness, and bigness, and did I mention that it's round?

I think they call it a rotunda...? A small, confining, rotunda...

Pinkie Pie

[blows a raspberry] Whatever! Round is round, am I right?