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Moral Orel · Season 3, Episode 2

“Grounded” quotes from Moral Orel

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“Grounded” · Season 3, Episode 2

In this episode: Orel (3), Clay Puppington (3), Bloberta Puppington (1), Doughy Latchkey (1)

Good afternoon.

Oh, yeah? What's so afternoon about it?

Well, it's 4:30 P.M. What kind of an example is that for your son?

Don't worry about Orel, he's fine! A chip off the 'ol block, out of my flesh and... [he opens the door to the bathroom to find, to his utter horror, Orel bathing in the blood of his friends, who are standing around with knives and other sharp things.] ...blood?

Oh, hi, dad. Pretty great, huh?

No! It's not great!

But, I was just trying to do what you said.

For the millionth time, whatever I said, I didn't mean this! Young man, I'll see you in my study!

What're you all dressed up for? Got a big date or something?

I thought you'd have a change of heart.

"Change of heart"?! Orel, change is only for hippies and underwear.

[Orel wakes up from his coma.]

Did you see God? What did you learn?

Oh, I learnt all about Heaven. And guess what, it's not at all like we thought it was.

[Everyone gasps in horror. They look at Clay.]

It's still a little fuzzy, though, but I think I can remember if I really try--

[covering Orel's mouth] We're all just fuzzy--

No, wait! I remember!

[Everyone gasps again.]

[covering Orel's mouth] That's because what Orel saw was fuzzy clouds and fuzzy angels. Isn't that right, son?

Uh... I don't think so...

Well, let me help you remember... in my study! [Pause] Come on, gulp for me, son. [Orel gulps] Atta, boy!

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