[Randy is at Dr. Oliver Bloom's office]
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
Well, Mr. Disher. I'm Oliver Bloom. Don't get up, I'm kidding. You're a Lieutenant, right?
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
I can usually guess within one rank. I see a lot of cops who are on the medical plan.
Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
Oh don't worry. We're open late on Tuesdays and Thursdays in case of emergencies. Also to keep Terri here off the streets.
TTerri
He worries about me.
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
I do worry about you. You know what I worry about? I worry about this bad boy here, your number 3 molar.
[Randy is placed into anasthesia]
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
Terri, I'm gonna need that angle director probe.
TTerri
Angle director probe. [She hands it to Dr. Bloom] Doctor, I think he's coming awake again. [They put the mask back on Randy's mouth to knock him out again. Randy's vision fades to the next moment where he gains consciousness]
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
Come on, come on. [An intruder bursts into the office and Dr. Bloom and Terri look up]
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
What are you doing here?
DJDenny Jardeen
What did you do with Barry Bonds? I know he's here somewhere. I know he's here.
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
I don't know what you're talking about.
DJDenny Jardeen
Barry Bonds!
TTerri
We don't know any 'Barry Bonds'!
DJDenny Jardeen
He's worth $13 million! What did you do to him?!
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
We have a patient here. [With the intruder getting agitated, Dr. Bloom and Terri attack the intruder with a struggle ensuing]
[Fading back into unconsciousness] Hey, cut it out! [Terri grabs an object and brings it down several times on the intruder] I'm a police officer. [His vision fades] I'm a police officer.... [cuts to Terri and Dr. Bloom standing over Randy]
TTerri
Hey, Sleeping Beauty. Welcome back.
[Opens his eyes] Are you okay?
TTerri
Am I okay? Of course I am. Why shouldn't I?
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
She has men in here all the time.
OBDr. Oliver Bloom
Oh there was a fight all right, between me and this molar here! It didn't wanna come out! [Jiggles a little container with Randy's tooth] Now there's going to be some sensitivity for a couple days, so I wrote you a prescription that should help with the pain. You need to take one every four hours.
[Randy has quit the force]
You miss him. I can tell.
Look, Natalie, it's not like we were going steady, okay? We worked together. He was just another cop.
You're right. It's not true. He's not just another cop; he was the single most annoying human being to ever wear a badge! [Monk walks by, gargling noisily] Present company excepted.
[Monk is yelling out a window to Natalie who is standing by a dumpster where a dead woman was found]
[A little louder] No I.D.
[Louder] No... [points to eye] I... [makes the shape of a "D"] D!
Why don't you check her identification?
[Screams, exasperated] NO I.D.!
[After long pause] ...No idea?
[Escobar is being extradited and Stottlemeyer is taking emergency precautions at the courthouse]
Pay attention. I'm only gonna say this once. Escobar's hearing is tomorrow at 12:00 Noon. We lock this joint down tonight at midnight, every exit, every window. 1:00 AM: we sweep for bombs, head to toe. 6:00 AM: I want snipers on this roof and on the roof next door. We arrive at 11:30. 11:40: we meet Lapides at the elevator, we hand him off. From there, he's the bureau's.
Sir, could you repeat that, please?
Uhh, everything after "Pay attention, I'm only gonna say this once."
[Stottlemeyer groans in frustration]
[Stottlemeyer and Disher, celebrating the arrest of Escobar, crumple up balls of paper and toss them in the trash. FBI Special Agent Lapides comes in and catches one before it lands in the trash can]
SLSpecial Agent Lapides
Is this a bad time?
[Taking a bite out of a bagel] It is now. [To Randy] Randy, you remember Special Agent Lapides? [Lapides produces an envelope]
SLSpecial Agent Lapides
Actually I'm not alone. I'm with the attorney general. Wanna read it?
I don't need to read it. I'm not giving you Escobar. No way, no how.
SLSpecial Agent Lapides
Leland, this case is bigger than San Francisco. Escobar was supplying drugs to seven states.
Yeah, but we caught him here!
You're damn right we did, and we got him on a homicide, right here in the City of San Francisco. This case represents three years of my life.
SLSpecial Agent Lapides
Well you have the thanks of a grateful nation, Captain. But the federal indictment's already been filed. We're gonna try him first.
[To himself] Sons-of-bitches.
SLSpecial Agent Lapides
There's an extradition hearing on Thursday. Here's how it's gonna work: you babysit Escobar until then, you bring him to the courthouse, meet us in the lobby, you drop him off, you go home. [Starts to leave; but then stops, and holds the envelope to his ear] "What's that, sir?" I'll tell him. [To Stottlemeyer] The attorney general says, "Don't screw it up".
[Entering his store, Harold receives a call on his cell phone]
HGHarold Gumbal
[answering] Yes?
EDEddie Dial
[on the phone] How's it going, Harold?
HGHarold Gumbal
I'm in, I'm doing it.
EDEddie Dial
Friendly reminder: don't be a hero. When we hear a police siren, Peggy's dead.
HGHarold Gumbal
Is she okay? Can I talk to her?
EDEddie Dial
Just hurry up!
HGHarold Gumbal
No let me just talk to her! [Dial hangs up] Hello? [As Dial and his partner Vic Blanchard wait patiently in their Ford Taurus parked out front, Harold unlocks his safe and fills two bags with his most valuable inventory, including emptyig a safe. When he's done, he leaves the store and carries the jewels out to the car]
VBVic Blanchard
Backseat. [Harold hands the jewels to Blanchard, sitting in the backseat with the dog]
HGHarold Gumbal
Let her go! You said you would! [Blanchard hands the dog through the window to Harold]
VBVic Blanchard
Pleasure doin' business with you. Thanks for the car, Harold.
HGHarold Gumbal
[to Peggy] Come here, Peggy. [The mall security guard notices them]
SGSecurity Guard
Harold! Everything all right?
HGHarold Gumbal
Paul? Everything's okay, I'm all right, no problem! [The guard notices that Blanchard and Dial are wearing ski masks]
SGSecurity Guard
Get out of the car! Both of you! [draws his gun] Do it! [Dial takes his hands off the steering wheel. After a few moments, Blanchard opens his door]
VBVic Blanchard
Okay! [takes off his mask] Happy Halloween, man. Just relax. [Blanchard draws his revolver and shoots the guard dead with three shots at long range]
EDEddie Dial
What did you do?!
VBVic Blanchard
No choice! They want me.
EDEddie Dial
We could've just driven off! Get in the car! [Blanchard gets back into the car and closes the door]
HGHarold Gumbal
[cowering and shielding Peggy] I didn't see any car! I didn't see your face! Neither did Peggy!
VBVic Blanchard
I'm not done. [Draws his revolver and points it at Harold]
HGHarold Gumbal
No! [Blanchard shoots Harold in the chest, and he falls to the ground. Peggy runs off]
[Monk can't concentrate due to a fresh dog mess]
Mr. Monk, are you okay? Everybody's waiting.
Dog... you know. Dog... doo.
[looks at Natalie like she's crazy] If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, on my way to the emergency room, wouldn't I?! Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring!
[Monk, Natalie, Stottlemeyer and Disher visit Marty Eels at his office]
Monk, Monk, sit. Sit anywhere.
Oh that's okay, I'm not fine.
[to Natalie] Did he just say he's not fine?
[Stottlemeyer is unsure that Marty Eels has become a great detective overnight, so he and the others question Marty at his office]
So Captain, am I on the case, or what?
Listen, I need to ask you a couple of questions.
Where were you yesterday morning at eight o'clock?
You mean when the robbery was happening? Why? Because you can't keep up with me on a crime scene?
[pouring them coffee] I was at the hospital. Saint Andrew's. They thought I had a concussion.
Well, it's kind of embarrassing. I got hit very hard by a client--hit me very hard. Yeah. I--I was supposed to follow his wife and take pictures. [hands them a file with photos of a terrified man and woman in bed]
Whoa! She was cheating on him.
No, no. That's him. That's my client.
[incredulously] You burst in and took a picture of a man in bed with his own wife?
Yes I did. I made a mistake. I'm human! So the bottom line is that I was at the hospital when the jewelry thing was happening. You can call them.
Why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm this good?
Because, Marty, you were never this good before. In fact you sort of sucked.
[Marty has found Harold Gumbal's body by using a tree branch and a dowsing rod]
He was trying to tell us the name of the man who killed him. Look. [points using his tree branch] He's pointing to his watch.
Are there any perps who'd do a job like this by the name of--Casio?
Eddie Dial? He just did seven years in Fulsom Prison for kidnapping and bank robbery; he just made parole.
Well let's check him out.
[After Monk sees Marty's certificate]
Bay Area Center continuing education; is that a correspondence school?
It's fully accredited...What school did you go to?
That's a good school....I believe they're fully accredited too.
