Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Cpl. Alice Westergren and others in “Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa”

You looking forward to our little party, Alice?

Uh, I guess so. How long do these things usually last?

Last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM and Terry - Detective Chasen - was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me, Rhonda" in Spanish.

That's a lie! I don't speak Spanish!

Oh yes, you do!

Oh, and this came for you. Someone dropped this off at the front desk. [hands Stottlemeyer the bottle of port]

[reads the card attached to the bottle] "Captain Leland Stottlemeyer." [opens it] "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business. Eastwood Auto Supply." [turns to Alice] You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy, and I think it might work.